9号秘事 第一季 第一集
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沙丁鱼游戏
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你好 Hello.
你可真够快的 That was quick.
显然 我很熟悉这座房子 所以... Well, obviously, I know the house, so...
所以你有着对他人来说不公的优势 So you have an unfair advantage.
对他人不公的优势 没错 Unfair advantage. Yes.
我们一起... Well, let's...
进来吧 Come on in.
你不打算把门给... Are you not going to get the...
抱歉 我们还没正式认识一下 我叫伊恩 Sorry, we weren't properly introduced. I'm Ian, by the way.
你好 Hello.
我们还是... We'll just...
-你叫瑞秋 对吧 -是瑞贝卡 - It's Rachel, isn't it? - Rebecca.
瑞贝卡 我和杰里米是同事 Rebecca. I work with Jeremy.
我虽然说是同事 但我更多是负责IT那边的 I say work with. I'm more on the IT side,
但由于他是办公室经理 but obviously with him being the Office Manager,
所以在工作中自然会有重叠部分 there is a fair amount of overlap.
他更多是负责基础设施建设 He's more responsible for infrastructure
而我更多地是主持程序开发工作 whereas I take more of a lead in programme development.
好吧 好吧 Right. Right.
-你刚说你叫什么名字来着 -伊恩 - What did you say your name was again? - It's Ian.
对哦 杰里米提到过你 That's right. Yes. Jeremy has mentioned you.
-不知道外面是谁呢 -不知道 - I wonder who that was. - Don't know.
这游戏可能会持续很长时间呢 It could be a long game.
是啊 Yes.
-订婚是什么样的感觉 瑞秋 -我叫瑞贝卡 - So, how does it feel to be engaged, Rachel? - Rebecca.
瑞贝卡 你们定下日期了吗 Rebecca. You set a date yet?
-11月9号 -哎呀小可怜 - 9th November. - Oh, dear.
那可是911啊 That's 9/11.
那种灾难是让人无法轻易忘记的 不是吗 You'll not forget that in a hurry, will you?
是的 但老实说 我没往那上面想 No, I hadn't thought of it that way, to be honest.
你必须想到才对 Well, you must.
我受洗时被取名为理查德·伊恩·波西佛 I was christened Richard Ian Percival,
难以置信吧 if you can believe that.
安息 RIP.
Rest In Peace 安息吧
卡尔 快进来吧 Oh, Carl. Get in quick.
我听到你们说话了 真够大意的 瑞贝卡 I heard you talking. Very slack, Rebecca.
你们为什么躲在这里面 Why are you hiding in here?
也不是我选的啊 不是吗 I didn't choose it, did I?
-都是我的错 -你见过伊恩了吗 - Guilty as charged. - Have you met Ian?
没 我好像还没那个荣幸 我叫卡尔 No, I don't believe I've had the pleasure. Carl.
我是瑞贝卡的哥哥 I'm Rebecca's brother.
那你一定对这所房子知根知底吧 So, you must know all the nooks and crannies of the house, then.
是的 Oh, yes.
我很多个圣诞节都是躲在不同的衣柜里 I spent most of my Christmases hiding in various cupboards
等着我那喜欢颐指气使的妹妹来找到我 waiting for my bossy little sister to find me.
不过你从来都找不到 不是吗 You never could, though, could you?
快进来吧 Get in.
老爸也会玩这个游戏吗 Is Daddy playing?
他说他会玩的 He said he would.
他在外面带着马克和伊丽莎白参观马厩 He's out showing Mark and Elizabeth the stables.
他可以之后再参观啊 我们该玩这个游戏才对 He can do that afterwards. We're meant to be playing the game.
没关系的 你声音小点 It's all right. Keep your voice down.
你会把我们都暴露的 You'll give us all away.
就是啊 冷静点 贱人 Yeah, chill out, bitch.
抱歉 我一时口误 Sorry, that was misjudged.
实际上 你说得挺好笑的 Actually, it was quite funny.
她确实有点贱人作风 不是吗 贝卡 She is a bit of a bitch, aren't you, Becks?
棒棒糖 Lollipops!
来吃棒棒糖哦 小朋友们都藏在哪儿呢 Come and get your lollipops. Where are those children hiding?
那好吧 如果我想藏在这间房子里 Now, then, if I were going to secrete myself in this room,
我会藏在哪儿呢 where would I go?
不会躲在那些帘子后面 Not behind those curtains.
那里简直让人产生偏头痛 They're a migraine waiting to happen.
或许会躲在厕所里吧 Oh, hanging around the toilets, perhaps.
以前有人在里面躲过 It, er, has been known.
或者会不会选择躲在衣柜里呢 Or would I enjoy spending time in the closet?
我希望没打扰到你们的好事 Oh, not interrupting anything, I hope.
快进来 Come on.
就像是灰姑娘在威克非市的小柴房 It's like the back room of Cinderella's at Wakefield.
-有谁带了催情剂或润滑油吗 -斯图尔特 - Has anyone got any poppers or lube? - Stuart.
你们两个认识的 对吧 You two know each other, then, do you?
-不幸的是 是的 -他们是"同"伴 - Unfortunately, yes. - They're partners.
排位是怎样的 In what line?
以前都是"上下"的 但现在已经不那么"做"了 Well, used to be straight up and down, but not any more.
-我是IT部门的 -恭喜啊 - I'm in IT. - Congratulations.
我现在被"踢屎"了 I'm in SH-IT
因为我昨晚回来晚了 对吧 cos I got in late last night, didn't I?
斯图尔特 你想做什么都行 烦不到我的 Stuart, you can do what you like. It doesn't bother me.
我明白了 你们是生活在一起的伴侣 Oh, I see. You're living together partners.
是啊 我们是基佬 默默习惯吧 Yeah, we're queer, dear, get used to it.
够了 我在这里面待不下去了 That's it. I can't stay here.
卡尔 别这样 Carl, please.
斯图尔特 你少说两句 Stuart, behave.
今天派对的主角不是你 This party's not about you.
而是我和杰里米 所以别添乱 卡尔 It's about me and Jeremy, so butt out. Carl.
你生气时会显得更加漂亮 你也是 You're much prettier when you're angry, and so are you.
我稍微变更一下话题 我不是瞎说 Anyway, changing the subject slightly, I'm not being funny,
但楼下有个男人真的臭死了 but there's a man downstairs that absolutely stinks.
是的 那是臭约翰 Yes, that's Stinky John.
到底是什么原因 是衣服还是口气臭 And what is it? Is it his clothes? His breath?
我不知道 I don't know.
他当年曾和我们一起上学 是吧卡尔 He was at school with us, wasn't he, Carl?
是的 那时候他还只叫约翰 而非臭约翰 Yes. That's when he was just John. Not Stinky John.
他一定是遭遇了什么事 Something must have happened to him.
他突然有一天就不再洗澡了 He just stopped washing one day.
或许我们该回溯一下根源 Maybe we should trace it back.
或许是该如此 Maybe we should.
你个"臭"管闲事的自以为是谁 Who Do You Stink You Are?
其他那些宾客又是怎么回事 And what about all the other ones?
有一个特别无趣的人 There was that really boring one.
对哦 那个到处晃悠的老女人是谁 Yes, and, um, what about that old woman that's wandering around?
天啊 那是乔蒂妮 她是老爸的清洁工 Oh, God, that's Geraldine. She's Daddy's cleaner.
我请她来给大家上酒 I asked her to come and serve drinks
但她以为她也是个宾客 but she thinks she's a guest.
那真是笑死人了 你得告诉她真相啊 That is hilar! You've got to tell her.
我开不了口 她盛装打扮而来的 I can't now. She's all dressed up.
盛装打扮 她看上去就像是喂鸟妇 Dressed up? She looks like Feed The Birds.
出自迪斯尼电影 《欢乐满人间》中的形象
我们工作的地方有个挂广告牌的人 There's a sandwich man at work
穿着一件黄色T恤 who wears a yellow T-shirt.
那是件运动衫 不过是T恤布料的 It's a jersey but it's T-shirt material,
所有的姑娘们都叫他芥末麦克 and all the girls call him Mustard Mike.
电影《Magic Mike--魔力麦克》
谢天谢地我带了香槟来 Thank God I brought champagne.
谁想来喝一杯 Who wants a swig?
找到他们了 他们在这儿 Found them! They're in here!
就这么完了 对吧 我赢了 That's it, is it? I've won?
不是 你也得躲起来 No, you've got to hide as well.
噢 好吧 Oh, OK.
不是 躲这里面 和我们一起 No, in here! With us.
但是那里面已经没什么地方了啊 Oh, there's not really much space in there.
显然 这才是趣味所在 That's why it's fun, apparently.
我有点幽闭恐惧症 I'm a little bit claustrophobic.
那就更有趣了 Then it's even more fun.
快点 别被人看到你 Quick, before someone sees you.
现在要怎么做 So, what happens now?
我们要等着其他人找到我们 We wait for the others to find us.
那怎么才算赢呢 So, how do you win?
没人会赢 只能等着 Nobody wins. You just wait.
好吧 All right.
那这个游戏什么时候开始 So, when does the game start?
这就是游戏 瑞秋 我们已经在玩了 This is the game, Rachel. We're playing it.
你才是瑞秋 对吧 Oh, so you're Rachel, are you?
是的 你好 Yes, hello.
-因为我一直叫瑞贝卡为瑞秋 对吧 -是的 - Because I've been calling Rebecca Rachel, haven't I? - Yes.
看来是我弄混了 I think I just got mixed up
因为杰里米一直说起你 because Jeremy talks about you all the time.
是吗 Does he?
是的 Yes.
你是在回答谁呢 Who are you talking to?
-你叫什么名字来着 -瑞贝卡 -是的 - Which one are you again? - Rebecca. - Yes.
-我已经很久没见过这么多木头了 -别开口 - Oh, I've not seen this much wood since I was... - Don't.
-杰里米是怎么说我的 -你说什么 - So what does Jeremy say about me? - I'm sorry?
在公司里 你刚说他经常提起我 At work. You said he talks about me.
就是些... Oh, just...
常见的无趣的女友那类事情 the usual boring girlfriend stuff.
无趣的女友 Boring girlfriend?
不是说你很无趣 只是他说的关于你的那些事 Not that you're boring. Just the stuff he says about you is...
很无趣 Boring?
是的 Yes.
伊恩 从你这么无趣的人口中说出来 Coming from you, Ian,
真是打击太大了 谢谢你了啊 that's quite something. Thank you.
不客气 You're welcome.
你们有没有觉得热啊 Is anyone else getting hot?
我得把门打开一条缝 I just need to open the door a crack.
我得呼吸一些新鲜空气 I just need to get some air.
等臭约翰躲进来 你光打开一条缝都没用了 Wait till Stinky John gets here. You'll need more than a crack.
臭约翰也玩这个游戏吗 Is Stinky John playing?
每个人都会玩 这是沙丁鱼游戏 Everybody's playing. It's Sardines.
我不知道如果他进来 我还能不能待在这里面 Oh, I don't know if I can stay in here if he gets in.
我有点... I do get a bit...
别担心 亲爱的 我们会穿越到纳尼亚去的 Don't worry, dear. Me and you will nip through to Narnia,
来一场雪球大战 再吃点土耳其软糖 have a snowball fight, get some Turkish Delight.
不好意思 我得呼吸 I'm sorry. I need to breathe.
不 你不准出去的 No, you're not allowed.
她有权出去呼吸的 She's allowed to breathe.
其实 我也想出去伸伸腿 I wouldn't mind stretching the old legs, actually.
我躲在这里有一阵了 Been in here a while.
什么 这太荒谬了 What? Oh, this is ridiculous.
那我也出去撒泡尿吧 I'm going to have a pee-break then.
香槟穿肠过 尿液滚滚流 That champagne's gone right through me.
别冲水 Well, don't flush it.
别担心 我不会的 你知道我的座右铭 Don't worry. I won't. You know my motto.
黄色尿尿 任其发酵 If it's yellow, let it mellow.
棕色便便 赶快冲掉 If it's brown, flush it down.
已经有人了 Oh, occupied!
抱歉 刚刚的一幕真是刺瞎我的眼 Sorry! Well, that's something I shall never un-see.
-是谁啊 -喂鸟妇 - Who is it? - Feed The Birds.
乔蒂妮 Geraldine.
她不是该用工作人员厕所才对吗 Shouldn't she be using the staff toilets?
你没事吧 Are you Ok?
你是怎么回事啊 What's the matter with you?
你觉得呢 瑞贝卡 What do you think, Rebbeca?
瞧瞧我们现在在哪儿 Look where we are.
你去上吧 小可爱 门上没有锁 There you go, lovey. Doesn't have a lock.
-是个连通式结构 -你帮我坐热了马桶垫 - It's an en suite. - You warmed the seat for me.
我之前听见你们在里面说话 I heard you all talking in there.
我不想去打扰你们 I just didn't want to disturb you.
真是件惹火的裙子 That's a bomby dress.
谢谢 我是在巴黎买的 Thank you. I got it in Paris.
我在乐高乐园摔下阶梯时 My hip went that colour
屁股就摔成了这种颜色 when I fell up some steps at Legoland.
我只是出来呼吸新鲜空气的 I was just getting some air.
我患有轻微幽闭恐惧症 I'm a bit claustrophobic.
所以你才不敢摸蛇吗 Is that why you can't bear to touch a snake?
你养了一条蛇 对吧 卡尔 'You've got that, haven't you, Carl?'
我觉得那不是蛇吧 斯图尔特 I'd hardly call it a snake, Stuart.
更像是长鳞片的蜥蜴 More like a scaly lizard.
-我听到你的嘀咕了 -很好 - 'I heard that.' - Good.
好吧 我们是不是该... Right. Shall we...
回归原位了 assume the position?
没事的 It's just Ok.
等等我 Wait for me!
只剩一点空间了 Room for little 'un.
还有点空间的 Of course there is.
就像是时间和空间相对维度机器一样 It's like the time and relative dimension in space.
出自经典科幻剧《神秘博士》 即外形类似电话亭的一个时空移动机器
时空机器 Tardis.
瑞秋 再跟我说说你和杰里米是怎么相识的吧 So, Rachel, tell me again how you know Jeremy.
瑞秋是杰里米的前女友 乔蒂妮 Rachel is Jeremy's ex, Geraldine.
原来是这样啊 Oh, that's it.
我就知道有些话我是不该说出口的 I knew it was something I wasn't supposed to mention.
我们现在只是朋友而已 发发短信 We're just mates now. Text buddies.
他周末时偶尔会给我发即时消息 He BBMs me every now and again at weekends.
真有爱 Oh, lovely.
其实 他也经常给我发即时消息 老给我发 Yeah, he BBMs me a lot, too. Always BBMing.
年轻的感觉可真好啊 What it is to be young.
我已经好多年没来过这个房间了 It's been ages since I've been in this room.
你爸通常都是把这间房锁着的 Your dad usually keeps it locked.
在那次事件... You know, after...
我们不要提那件事 乔蒂妮 We're not going down that road, Geraldine.
-这是个派对 记得吗 -是哦 - It's a party, remember? - Oh, yes.
*为何我一直是伴娘* *Why am I always the bridesmaid*
*从未成为娇羞的新娘* *Never the blushing bride*
*叮咚 婚礼的钟声响起* *Ding dong, wedding bells*
*却只为其他女孩而鸣* *Only ring for other girls*
*终有一天* *One fine day*
*请快快到来* *Oh let it be soon*
*我将在蜜月的某天清晨 幸福地醒来* *I shall wake up in the morning on my own honeymoon.*
好了 我要进来了 大家都不准放屁 Right, I'm coming back in. Nobody fart.
闻闻 石碳酸的气味 Smell that. Carbolic.
我们家洗手间里也该添些这玩意儿 We should get some of that for our en suite.
这很有趣 不是吗 This is fun, isn't it?
谢谢你 乔蒂妮 是很有趣 Thank you, Geraldine. Yes, it is.
有趣 Fun.
你有女朋友了吗 伊恩 Do you have a girlfriend, Ian?
没有 没有 No. No.
目前是自由的单身青年 Young, free and single at the moment.
我不是想当独身的修道士 I'm not being a monk.
我有过恋爱经历 但现在没有女朋友 I've had some experiences, but no.
目前桃花未开 Pretty barren at the moment.
就像一片干渴的土地 A pretty arid patch.
-我们要解决这个问题 对吧 -是的 - We'll have to get it fixed up, won't we? - Yes.
-你喜欢他吗 瑞秋 -不 不喜欢 - Do you like him, Rachel? - No, no, no.
我是有男友的 I have a boyfriend.
他名叫李 你在楼下看到他了吗 His name is Lee. Did you meet him downstairs?
是的 他把夹克递给我 还让我帮他倒酒 Yes, he gave me his jacket and asked me to get him a drink.
他年轻不懂事 Oh he's only young.
多年轻 到法定饮酒年纪了吗 How young? Is he legal?
-他21岁了 -小白脸啊 - He's 21. - Oh, toy boy.
你们也知道人们常说的 You know what they say.
阴毛一长齐 就到交欢期 If there's grass on the wicket, let play commence.
操你妈的 斯图尔特 你歇歇吧 Oh, for fuck's sake, Stuart. Give it a rest.
你是怎么回事啊 What's gotten into you?
你就不能坚持5分钟说话像个正常人吗 Can't you just talk like a normal human being for five minutes?
马克 到这里来 Mark, in here.
你成功摆脱他了吗 Have you managed to get rid of him yet?
是的 他去找其他人了 Yeah, he's gone off to look for the others.
天啊 我真讨厌玩别人的家庭游戏 真麻烦 God, I loathe playing other people's family games. It's trouble.
我们现在该结束了才对啊 We should have been done by now.
你之前说我们3点钟就可以走的 You said we'd be away by three.
你不如再次撒谎说保姆生病了 Why don't you just do the lie about the babysitter being ill?
因为那需要提前做暗示 你得提前做暗示才行 Because it needs to be seeded. You need to seed it.
根本不用什么提前暗示 只需要说出来就行了 Doesn't need to be seeded. You just say it.
"我真的很抱歉 我们得走了 "Oh, I'm awfully sorry, we've got to go now.
保姆身体不太舒服" 成功搞定 Babysitter's not feeling very well." Boom.
-你真幼稚 马克 -听我说 听我说 - You're so naive, Mark. - Listen, listen.
老头子或许很烦闷无趣 Old man may be tedious,
但他是我们接近迪克·劳伦斯的踏脚石 but he's our way into Dicky Laurence, yeah?
所以我们必须忍着 好好表现 So, we have to put a shift in.
你不是很讨厌迪克·劳伦斯吗 I thought you hated Dicky Laurence.
是啊 我讨厌迪克·劳伦斯 Yeah, I hate Dicky Laurence.
他是个超级大混蛋 He's a first-class prick,
但我需要他帮忙搞定明年的合并事宜 明白吗 but I need him to smooth over that merger next year, yeah?
你也知道人们常说的 You know what they say.
和朋友保持亲近 和敌人保持更加亲近 Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
你真坏 马克 Such a horrible shit, Mark.
所以你才爱我啊 That's why you bloody love me.
-不 马克 快停下 -来嘛 - No! Mark, stop it. - Come on!
就用手插一下 Just fingers.
有人可能会撞见他们的 Someone could walk in on them.
那才是刺激所在 乔蒂妮 Well, that's the thrill of it, Geraldine.
让开 我要偷拍下来 Get out of the way, I'm going to film it.
不 不行 你个变态 谁制造点声音 No, you don't. Pervert. Quick, someone make a noise.
我觉得你这声音太小了 伊恩 I think that was a bit too subtle, Ian.
吉拉尼莫 Geronimo!
我操 Fuck.
你找到我们了 真了不起 Oh, you found us. Well done.
-搞毛呢这是 -沙丁鱼游戏 - What the hell?! - Sardines.
你好 马克 欢迎进入衣柜 Hello, Mark. Welcome to the wardrobe.
我是伊恩 是你的员工 Ian. I work for you.
IT部门的 In IT.
当然了 你好 Of course. Hi.
我们已经躲在这里面很久了 We've been hiding in here for ages
等着别人来找我们 waiting for someone to find us,
衣柜的门很厚 我们什么都没听见 对吧 and these doors are so thick, we didn't hear anything, did we?
没 没 绝对没有 No, no. No.
你们要进来吗 别等我爸发现我们了 Do you want to come in then? Before Daddy finds us?
那个 我略微有点担心家里的保姆 Yeah, I'm a teeny bit worried about the babysitter.
她之前说她觉得有点不太舒服 She said she's feeling under the weather.
噢 是吗 Oh, well, so you did.
不 我敢说 No, I'm sure
我们在这里待几分钟也没什么大碍 对吧 we'll be all right for a few minutes, won't we?
是啊 看上去很有趣呢 Yeah, looks like a lot of fun.
好吧 All right.
我要进来了 I'm getting in.
好吧 大家小心别踩到我的鞋 Yes. Everybody watch my shoes.
还是我该把鞋先脱掉 Or maybe I should just take them off...
直接进去吧 莉兹 好的 Just get in Liz. Yes, good.
越早开始越好 你就站瑞秋旁边吧 The sooner we start. You stay in there next to Rachel.
-我是瑞贝卡 -抱歉 - Rebecca. - Sorry.
这是我的订婚派对 却似乎没人知道我的名字 It's my engagement party. Nobody seems to know my name.
不 只是杰里米老是说... No, it's just that Jeremy always says...
什么 What?
这个才是瑞秋 This one's Rachel.
你好啊 很高兴见到你 Oh, hello. Nice to meet you.
我也很高兴见到你 Nice to meet you, too.
你们在这儿啊 我之前来过这里一次 Ah, there you are. Already been in here once.
李 快进来 我们玩得很开心呢 Lee, come in. We're having such a laugh.
衣柜 真不敢相信我竟然没检查衣柜 Wardrobe. Can't believe I didn't check the fucking wardrobe.
我真是个傻蛋 一切都好吧 I'm a knob. Is everything all right?
我刚刚好像听到有人喊叫了 I thought I heard someone shouting.
是我 我喊了句"吉拉尼莫" That was me. I said "Geronimo!"
别问我为什么喊 Don't ask me why.
你见过大家了吗 李 这是伊恩 Have you met everyone? Lee, this is Ian.
他和马克是同事 He's... works with Mark.
是替马克工作 我是公司老板 For Mark, actually. I own the company.
对哦 如果你们屋顶需要翻修请找我 Oh, yeah. Well, if you ever need any roofing doing.
你是认识瑞贝卡的 这是马克的妻子伊丽莎白 You know Rebecca, obviously. And this is Mark's wife, Elizabeth.
你好 Hello.
你好 你没事吧 你看上去像是哭过 Hi. You all right? You look like you've been crying.
衣柜里灰尘有点多 弄得我眼睛不适而已 It's just a little bit dusty in here, that's all.
这是瑞贝卡的哥哥卡尔 那是斯图 是他的... And this is Rebecca's brother, Carl. And that's Stu, his...
室友 很高兴见到你 Flatmate. Pleased to meet you.
-室友 -这是乔蒂妮 - Flatmate? - And this is Geraldine.
噢 我知道的 知道的 Oh, yeah, I know, yeah.
-你不介意帮我把酒杯加满吧 -你说什么 - Wouldn't mind a cheeky top up if you don't mind, love. - Pardon?
给我加点香槟 或者苏卡鸡尾酒 Little cheeky champers. Or succa.
你为什么老是吩咐我做事啊 Why do you keep asking me?
-瑞贝卡说你是伺候酒水的 -不是 - Rebecca said you were serving drinks. - No.
不 我是宾客 他真是完全没搞懂 No. I'm a guest. He's got his wires crossed.
是啊 大家都是客 都是平等的 Yes, we're all guests here. All equal.
我以前是他们家的老保姆 I used to be their nanny.
他们才这么小的时候 我就认识他们三兄妹了 I've known all three of them since they were so high.
-三兄妹 -嗯 - Three of them? - Mmm.
是的 我们还有个姐姐 卡洛琳 Yes, we have a sister. Caroline.
她不来吗 贝卡 我想再见见她的儿子们 Is she not coming, Becky? I'd love to see the boys again.
他们现在一定长得很高了吧 They must be getting quite big now.
没 他们来不了 路途太遥远了 No, they can't make it. It's a bit too far to travel.
那我自己去倒酒吧 I'll go get my own drink then, shall I?
等一下 李 我这儿有些走私货你可以尝尝 Here we go, Lee. I've got some contraband you can have.
我们可以在床下自己凑一起 We'll form a splinter group under the bed.
你们不能那样做 You can't do that.
没关系的 我确定我的室友不会介意的 It's all right. I'm sure my flatmate won't mind.
那就来吧 Come on, then.
你是想找机会干我吗 Are you trying to bum me?
不好意思 斯图尔特 那是违反游戏规则的 I'm sorry, Stuart. That's against the rules.
你恐同吗 Homophobic?
你就是患有恐同症 对吧 小可爱 Oh, you've got that, haven't you, lovey?
不 我是患有幽闭恐惧症 No, I'm claustrophobic.
这里面确实有点挤了 Well, it is a little crowded in here.
是啊 就像我们是一罐沙丁鱼一样 Yes, it's almost like we're a tin of sardines.
科林 不如你出去站一会儿 Actually, Colin, why don't you step out for a minute
-给我们腾出点空间吧 -好的 - and give us a bit of room. - Yes.
其实 我叫伊恩 但是 好吧 I mean, it's Ian, but, yes.
抱歉伊恩 不如你去床下跟那两个躺一起吧 Sorry. Ian. Under the bed with those two, yeah?
抱歉 这里是私人派对 Sorry, private party.
不行 不能这么玩沙丁鱼游戏 No, you cannot play Sardines in this.
大家都要躲在同一个地方才行 Everyone is hiding in the same place together.
那样才有趣啊 That's what makes it fun.
好爽啊 李 真舒服 继续 别停 Oh, yes. Oh, Lee. That's nice. Oh, keep doing that.
你的手可真大啊 太爽了 What big hands you've got. Oh, yes.
李 'Lee?'
宝贝 我什么都没干 Babe, I'm not doing anything.
别骚扰他 斯图尔特 'Leave him alone, Stuart.'
-怎么了 卡尔 你吃醋了吗 -滚蛋 - What's the matter, Carl? You jealous? - Piss off.
你们两个别吵了 这太荒谬了 Stop arguing, you two. This is ridiculous.
你害怕亲密不是我的错 卡尔 It's not my fault you're afraid of intimacy, Carl.
那也不是我的错 'And it's not my fault either.
你根本不知道发生过什么事 'You have no idea.'
约翰 John.
看来我是最后一个加入狂欢派对的嘛 Looks like I'm one of the last to join the party.
-我能挤进来吗 -不行 - Can I squeeze in? - No.
我觉得这里面有点太拥挤了 I just think it's a bit too full.
不是啊 里面有很多空间呢 No, there's plenty of room.
我觉得恶心想吐 I feel sick.
用嘴呼吸 Breathe through your mouth.
实际上 约翰 有人躲在床下呢 Actually, John, some people are hiding under the bed.
-不是吧你 -我患有幽闭恐惧症 - Oh, no, you don't. - Just what thinks I'm a bit claustrophobic.
游戏不该这么玩的啊 That's not the game, is it?
大家都该挤在一起 那才是游戏规则 You're all meant to be squashed in together. That's the rules.
是的 但我们觉得规则其实根本不重要 Yes, but we thought it doesn't really matter about the rules.
只要我们在一间房里就算数 As long as we're all in the same room it still counts.
好吧 如你所愿 All right. As you wish.
实际上 约翰 床下真的没有地方了 Actually, John, there really isn't room under here.
下面堆满了箱子什么的 There's suitcases and everything.
-是吧 李 -都塞满了 兄弟 抱歉 - Isn't that right, Lee? - Packed mate. Sorry.
老实说 我觉得我这么壮硕也躲不进床下 I don't think I'd fit under there anyway, to be honest.
我可有着26块腹肌呢 What with the old 26 pack.
是啊 你还是和衣柜里那些人挤在一起比较好 Yeah, you're better off going with the wardrobe group.
好咧 All right.
我又回来了 'I'm back again.'
等一下 这门是怎么回事 Hang on. What's going on here?
是被钩住了还是怎么的 Is it caught or something?
是卡住了 约翰 不如你躲进卫生间吧 It's stuck, John. Maybe try going in the bathroom.
真是有生以来第一次体验这些事 First time for everything.
我看到是什么了 是手指 I can see what it is. It's fingers.
有人用手指拉着门 Someone's holding it with their fingers.
不 我们是想帮你把门推开呢 No, we're trying to push it.
让他进来吧 可怜的家伙 Oh, let him in. Poor lad.
不能那么做 马克 告诉他们 We can't. Mark, tell them.
你去躲进帘子后面吧 Try again behind the curtain.
好吧 真是我玩过的最有趣的沙丁鱼游戏 All right. Funniest game of Sardines I've ever played.
你看到瑞贝卡了吗 约翰 You haven't seen Rebecca anywhere, have you, John?
马上就被抓了个现行 Oh, caught red-handed.
她 躲在衣柜里呢 She's...hiding in the wardrobe.
但你进不去 门被卡住了 But you can't get in. Door's stuck, apparently.
好吧 谢谢 Right. Thanks.
床下面还躲着两个 And these two under the bed...
真是个乱七八糟的场面 It's a shambles.
-贝卡 我是杰里米 -嗨 - Becks. It's Jeremy. - Hi.
听着 亲爱的 我得赶去车站一趟 Listen, darling, I've just got to pop down to the station.
接一个迟到的兄弟 Pick up a chum who's running a bit late.
但我好像找不到车钥匙了 I can't seem to find my keys.
-在不在你身上 -不在 在你的夹克衫里 - You haven't had them, have you? - No, they're in your jacket.
不 我找过了 不在 我根本找不到 'No, I've looked. They're not there. I can't find them.
我得开迷你车去接了 可以吗 I might have to take the Mini. Is that OK?'
好吧 不过记得要安全驾驶 All right. Drive safely, though.
-爱你 -我也爱你 瑞秋 是瑞贝卡 - 'Love you.' - Love you too, Rachel. Rebecca.
瑞贝卡 我爱你 Rebecca, I love you.
-什么气味这么臭啊 -你好 安德鲁 - What is that awful smell? - Hello, Andrew.
你搜查过这间房了吧 Searched this room, have you?
是的 有几个人躲在衣柜里呢 Yes. I believe there are some people hiding in the wardrobe.
有些躲在床下 而臭约翰... Some under the bed, and Stinky John...
约翰躲在帘子后面 John is behind the curtains.
不 这大错特错 出来吧 孩子 No, that is absolutely wrong. Come out from there, boy.
你们必须全部躲在同一个地方 You all have to be in the same place.
这不是躲猫猫游戏 你知道规则的 对吧 This isn't Hide and Go Seek. You know the rules, don't you?
-是吧 -是的 先生 - Well? - Yes, sir.
快点 出来 出来 Come on. Out, out.
二战时期为逃脱纳粹而长期躲藏的女孩 所写日记记录了纳粹的罪行
简直就像是《安妮日记》情节一下 It's like the Diary Of Ann Frank.
你好啊 爸爸 Hi, Daddy.
还有5条沙丁鱼要钻进罐子里 Five more sardines to go in the tin.
-抱歉 安德鲁 我得去... -快点 进去 - Sorry, Andrew, it's just I need to... - Come on. In you go.
就是这样 That's it.
快点 Come along.
抱歉了 大家 Sorry, everybody.
这下好了 There we go.
这才符合游戏的精髓 沙丁鱼游戏 That's the name of the game. Sardines.
这他妈太神经了 This is fucking mental.
我得发一张图片到推特上 I've got to tweet a picture of this.
天啊 准备好 Oh, God. Here we are.
好了 大家笑一个 Right. Smile, everyone.
你们的名字都是"瑞"开头 所以我... It's just they both start with an R, so I...
你想吃一片薄荷糖吗 约翰 Would anyone like a mint? John?
不用了 谢谢 No, thank you.
你确定吗 会令口气很清新哦 Are you sure? They're very refreshing.
那会让我产生腹泻的 They give me diarrhoea.
上帝啊 Oh, dear God.
我想要一片 I'll have one, actually.
我喉咙不太舒服里 I've got something catching in my throat.
传给大家 Pass them round.
安德鲁 伊丽莎白刚刚问起迪克·劳伦斯 Andrew. Elizabeth was just asking after Dicky Laurence.
他最近过得还好吗 How is he these days?
迪克·劳伦斯 我已经两年没跟他说过话了 Dicky Laurence? Haven't spoken to him in two years.
-那个可怕的男人 -我还以为... - Dreadful man. - Ah, I thought...
你以为你可以 Ah, you thought you were
拿我当踏脚石 对吧 going to use me as a stepping stone, did you?
你运气真不好 我们的友谊之桥早毁了 Well, tough titty. That bridge was burned a long time ago.
保姆 Babysitter.
你还爱着她 对吧 You're still in love with her, aren't you?
我们以前很喜欢在派对上玩沙丁鱼游戏 对吧爸 We used to love playing Sardines at parties, didn't we, Dad?
是的 我们以前称之为"破冰船" Oh, yes. We used to call it an icebreaker.
你还记得沙丁鱼之歌吗 Do you remember the Sardines song?
当然了 Of course.
*一只小沙丁鱼 第一次看到潜水艇* *A baby sardine saw his first submarine...*
你敢唱那首歌 Don't you dare sing that.
这是我的家 我想做什么就做什么 My house. I'll do what I bloody well like.
是我的错觉 还是这里真是臭得跟屎一样 Is it just me or is there, like, a shitty smell in here?
你还记得当年我们搞的童子军大集会活动吗 Do you remember the year we had the Cub Scouts jamboree?
好混乱的场面 到处都是小孩 Chaos it was. Kiddies everywhere.
那是很早之前的事了 That was a long time ago.
我们当年玩得好开心啊 We were having such a laugh.
然后有个小孩把乐子都给毁了 And then this one little boy spoiled it.
他叫什么名字来着 What was his name?
我觉得我们该出去了 I think we ought to be making a move now.
警察都来了 搞得一团乱 Oh, the police were involved and everything.
你还记得吗 约翰 Do you remember, John?
菲利普·哈里森 Phillip Harrison.
对 小皮普 That's it. Little Pip.
他是出了什么事了 Whatever happened to him?
我记得是他家搬走了 Family moved away, as I recall.
搬到西班牙还是索塞特什么的 Spain or Somerset.
我觉得他们搬走了也好 Good riddance I say.
竟然指控你犯下了那么恶劣的罪行 Accusing you of such horrible things.
他付钱给他们 让他们搬走的 He paid them to go away.
我当时是教那个男孩怎么洗澡 I was teaching the boy how to wash himself.
基本的卫生常识 Basic hygiene.
并非我们每个人都那么幸运呢 Well, we weren't all that lucky.
是吧 约翰 Were we, John?
我可以闻到石碳酸皂的气味 I can smell carbolic soap.
好了 够了 All right. That's enough.
在我打电话给杰里米·卡尔举报之前 Now, before I ring Jeremy Kyle...
杰里米·卡尔是英国著名 脱口秀节目主持人
我能不能指出一下 Can I just say there's no-one
已经没有人在找我们了 我们都在这里了 actually looking for us any more. We're all here.
不 那个叫伊恩的不在 No, that Ian fella's not here.
是啊 我得出发 Yes, I've got to go and
去车站接他了 所以... pick him up from the station actually, so...
-他好像已经在洗手间了吧 -什么 - Erm, he's in the bathroom, I think. - What?
他是个戴着眼镜的无趣家伙 He's a boring chap with glasses.
不 那不是伊恩 Oh, no, that's not Ian.
*一只小沙丁鱼 第一次看到潜水艇* *A baby sardine saw his first submarine...*
是谁 'Hello?'
*他很害怕 从小孔偷窥着* *He was scared and watched through the peephole...*
怎么回事 'What's going on?'
*来吧 来吧 沙丁鱼妈妈呼唤他* *Oh, come, come, come, said the sardine's mum...*
把门打开 'Open this door.'
*潜水艇里只是一罐子的人* *It's only a tin full of people.*
皮普 Pip?