前情提要 Previously on Elementary...
我听到冰箱门开了 I heard the refrigerator door open,
然后突然 三声枪响 and then all of a sudden, three gunshots,
我看到贾米尔躺在厨房地上 到处都是血 and I saw Jameel on the kitchen floor, blood everywhere.
我知道你杀了贾米尔·克拉克 I know you killed Jameel Clark.
他费了几个月时间深入SBK He's worked for months to embed himself in SBK.
要是不知道他是冷血杀手 An endeavor I cared more about
我也会重视这一事实 before I knew he was a cold-blooded killer.
SBK是个残忍的贩毒团伙 SBK is a ruthless drug gang.
你想知道谁杀了贾米尔吗 SBK杀了他 You want to know who killed Jameel? SBK killed Jameel.
你要找一个杀了一个人的人 You're looking for someone who killed one person.
SBK每年会杀无数人 SBK kills dozens of people a year.
我要摧毁SBK I'm-a take SBK down,
任何阻挡我的人 and anybody who get in my way...
都会受到伤害 ...gonna get hurt.
夏洛克 我以为你很快就会回来... Sherlock, I thought you were coming right back to...
我的天 Oh, my God.
看看你 Look at you.
这些伤不是我弄的吧 I didn't do any of that, did I?
不是你 No, no, no.
你连抓痕都没留下 You didn't leave a scratch.
夜色尚早呢 Well, the night is still young.
我马上来 I'll be right there.
如果我下楼泡杯咖啡 会不会... If I went downstairs to get a coffee, would I be...
不会 我的客人几小时前就走了 No, my guest left hours ago.
很好 Good.
我是嗅到了一丝想评价的味道吗 Do I detect just a hint of judgment?
没有 没有评价 No, no judgment.
担忧倒可能有一点 A little concern, maybe.
不管你可能听到了什么 没人受伤 Well, despite what you may have heard, no one was injured.
不过 我确实正在和伤风对抗 I am fighting off something of a head cold, though.
我不是这个意思 That's not what I meant.
这周来过很多客人 There have been a lot of guests this week,
我不得不去想 and I can't help but think
或许有更有效的办法 that there might be more effective ways
治愈辛维尔带来的负面影响 to work through everything that went down with Shinwell.
自从有了辛维尔带来的负面影响 Since everything went down with Shinwell,
你打扫了两次你的办公室 you've cleaned your office twice,
补救了三桩案子 you've taken three remedial cases,
然后又一次打扫了办公室 and then you cleaned your office again.
所以这是我该追求的精神状态吗 So is that the picture of mental health I should aspire to?
警监这周没有任何 Well, the captain hasn't had anything
你觉得有意思的案件 you've deemed interesting this week,
我了解我自己 so I know myself.
我想要忙起来 I like to keep busy.
工作对我来说很有帮助 So working is working for me.
我们看错了一个杀人犯 We misjudged a murderer;
我们告诉了他不少机密 we let him into our closest confidence.
然后我背叛了同事 And then I betrayed our colleagues
销毁了能把他送回监狱的证据 by destroying evidence that would have returned him to prison.
而他对我们好意的回馈就是 And he repaid our many kindnesses by ambushing
埋伏并胖揍我一顿 and severely beating me.
这些你都能安心接受吗 You've made peace with all of that?
不 我只是开始认识到我们别无选择 No, I've just come to accept that we don't have any options.
没有办法证明辛维尔是个杀手 There's no way to prove that Shinwell is a killer,
除非你去SBK 揭发他是一名告密者 so unless you want to go to SBK and out him as an informant...
不 我还是更希望他能捣毁街头帮派 No, I'd still rather he wipe out a street gang
而不是反过来 than the other way around.
好 那我们就放下 Okay, so we move on.
我要去局里一趟 I'm gonna go down to the precinct,
不管他们在做什么 我都看看自己能否帮忙 see if I can lend a hand with whatever they're working on.
-你要来吗 -不了 - You want to come? - No.
敷衍的调查对我没好处 华生 Perfunctory investigation will do me no good, Watson.
为了理清思绪 我需要真正刺激的 To clean out the cobwebs, I need something truly stimulating.
首先是盖瑞·卡拉简先生 First up, Mr. Gary Kalajian.
马可 你这周末加班了吗 Marco, did you pull a shift this weekend?
咱们周末关门的 怎么了 We were closed. Why?
我周五关门时 这个焚尸炉是干净的 When I closed on Friday, this cremator was clean.
我的天 Oh, my God.
报警 Call the police.
快去 Now.
我要怎么跟他们说 What should I tell them?
就说有人在这里被活活烧死了 Tell them somebody got burned alive here.
福尔摩斯：演绎法
第五季 第十九集
股骨能有那么粗真是件好事 It's a good thing femurs are as thick as they are.
最大的骨头没有被完全烧毁 The biggest bones didn't burn down completely.
只有这样我才辨别出有两位受害人 It's the only way I could tell that there were two victims
被塞进了火葬场的炉子里 stuffed into the crematory furnace.
-看着两人都是男性 -好眼力 - Looks like both were male. - Good eye.
通过转子间嵴的宽度可以判断出性别 You can tell by the width of the intertrochanteric crest.
不管他们是谁 其中一个 Whoever they were, one of them left a handprint
在焚烧炉门内留下了手印 just inside the incinerator door.
手长超过20厘米 It's over eight inches long.
他可能很高 He was probably tall.
且进入炉子时还活着 And alive when he went into the incinerator.
给 享受噩梦吧 Here. Have a nightmare.
血迹沾上后 温度升高 所以... The blood was smeared and then cooked, so...
没有指纹 No fingerprints.
我想如果现场有东西可看的话 I'm guessing you would have invited us to the scene
你应该早就请我们去了 if there was something to see.
后出口被人用撬棍撬开了 Rear exit door was pried open with a crowbar.
撬门发生在周末 The break-in happened sometime over the weekend.
火葬场员工都有不在场证明 The crematorium workers all have alibis,
那里的工作人员都没看到 and we couldn't find anybody who works in the area
什么可疑的东西 who saw anything suspicious.
没有安保摄像头吗 No security cameras?
主人说摄像头会引发隐私问题 The owner says they create privacy issues.
我们手里什么都没有 We got nothing.
除了这两堆骨灰 Only if you don't count two piles of dust,
牙齿和碎骨头 teeth and bone fragments.
还有这些东西 And whatever these are.
这些是在焚尸炉深处找到的 Those were found at the back of the incinerator,
在高个子的无名氏脚边 near where the taller John Doe's feet were.
我很确定这是融化了的 I'm pretty sure they were an orthopedic brace
矫形支具 that melted down.
类似这种东西 Something like this.
我们应该查查失踪人口 We should check with Missing Persons,
看看有没有戴着这东西的人失踪 see if anyone's been reported who wears one.
我们还应该给东安山的牙医打电话 We should also start calling dentists in Dongan Hills.
如果我没判断错 If I'm right about this,
我们需要找一个叫 we need to locate the dental records
弗雷德瑞克·卡比的人的牙医记录 of one Frederick Kirby,
看看是否跟这颗金牙吻合 and see if we get a match for that gold tooth.
你是在说你认识其中一个人吗 Are you saying you know one of these guys?
勉强算认识 After a fashion.
卡比先生差不多是 Mr. Kirby was likely
纽约最烂的私人侦探 the worst private investigator in New York City.
正式认定了 Well, it's official.
警监刚刚接到了电话 Captain just got the call.
那颗金牙和几颗臼齿 The gold incisor and a couple of the molars
还有一小堆骨灰 and the smaller pile of ash
很弗雷德·卡比的牙医记录吻合 match Fred Kirby's dental records.
也就是说你只花了十分钟 Which means it took you all of ten minutes
就认出了一个被烧成灰的无名氏 to identify a John Doe who'd been burnt to powder.
-这应该是个新纪录 -不 这没什么 - That's got to be a record. - No, it was nothing.
你认识多少会一直带着高中班级戒指的人 How many men do you know proudly wear a high school class ring?
你从没跟我们说过你认识他 Uh, you never told us how you knew him.
他来过褐石屋一次 控诉我抢生意 He came by the brownstone once, accused me of poaching.
你抢了他的客户吗 You stole one of his clients?
不 他的一个不满的客户找到我 No, I was cornered by a dissatisfied customer of his.
我看了一眼卡比先生的报告 I took one look at Mr. Kirby's files,
当场解决了案子 solved the case on the spot.
我从没见过那么差劲的侦探工作 I've never seen such shoddy detective work.
这地方简直充满了无能 This place is a temple of incompetence.
据警监说 According to the captain,
这家伙的一个员工也失踪了 this guy's one employee is missing, too.
名叫拉蒙特·华莱士 外号叫小粉 The name's Lamont Wallace, but he goes by "Pinky"
几年前弗雷德的视力下降之后 Started driving for Fred a couple years ago
他开始给弗雷德开车 when Fred's eyes started to go.
瞎了眼的私人侦探 不做评论 A legally blind private eye. No comment.
已经两天没人打通他们的电话了 No one's been able to get either of them on the phone for two days.
拉蒙特是个大家伙 Well, Lamont's a big guy.
焚尸炉里的手印可能是他的 Could have been his handprint in the incinerator.
对 也许他和弗雷德接了个危险的案子 Yeah, maybe he and Fred took on a dangerous case
让他俩都被杀了 that got them both killed.
你有什么发现吗 You got something?
这里有十几张限制令 There's almost a dozen restraining orders here.
之间都只间隔几天 These are all filed within days of each other.
对 投诉人的名字都不一样 Yeah, none of the complainants have the same last name,
但这应该是协同行为 对吧 but it's got to be a coordinated effort, right?
应该是 You'd think.
问题是这些人之间有什么联系 Question is: what's the link between these people?
悲剧 Tragedy.
法院枪击事件
我想你们应该知道1987年 I assume you're familiar with the shooting spree
发生在贝尼特法院的枪击事件 that occurred at the Bennett Courthouse in 1987?
有人在宣誓仪式结束后 Guy shoots a bunch of brand-new citizens
朝着一群新公民开枪 after a swearing-in ceremony.
他妻子是他们的公民教师 对吗 His wife was their civics teacher, right?
四死六伤 Four people dead, six more wounded,
凶手最后自杀了 and the shooter ended up taking his own life.
这是个悲剧 不是个谜 It was a tragedy, not a mystery.
这跟30年后一位侦探和他的搭档 So what's it got to do with a detective and his buddy
被活活烧死有什么关系 getting burnt alive 30 years later?
在弗雷德·卡比的办公室里 In Fred Kirby's office,
我们发现了很多对他的限制令 we found multiple restraining orders against him.
他们都是法院枪击事件 All of them were filed by family members
受害人的亲属申请的 of the victims of the courthouse shooting.
看起来卡比先生激怒了 It appears that Mr. Kirby reached out
跟那次枪击事件有关的人 to anyone tangentially associated with the shooting.
我们不知道是什么关系 To what end, we don't know.
你跟那些人谈过了吗 You talk to any of these people yet?
没有 华生正去找维吉尼亚·斯皮维谈话 No. Watson's on her way to speak to Virginia Spivey.
她丈夫是起诉了枪击犯的英雄法警 She was married to the hero bailiff who charged the gunman.
他那天中了一枪 但活了下来 Took a bullet that day, but survived.
不幸的是 他去年死于了淋巴瘤 Unfortunately, he died of lymphoma last year.
维吉尼亚·斯皮维是第一个申请限制令的 Virginia Spivey was the first one to file.
你觉得对他申请限制令是她的主意 You think papering him with Orders of Protection was her idea?
但愿是这样 That's the hope.
如果她跟这些人都有联系 If she was in touch with all of these people,
也许她能告诉我们他们中是否有人 perhaps she'll be able to tell us if any of them
想烧死弗雷德·卡比和他的帮手 would have been likely to have cremated Fred Kirby and his helper.
与此同时 我和马科斯 In the meantime, Marcus and I
要去一趟贝尼特法院 are going to visit the Bennett Courthouse.
为什么 枪击案是很久以前的事了 Why? The shooting happened decades ago.
你觉得你们会发现什么 What do you think you're gonna find?
这是在弗雷德办公室发现的 This was in Fred's office.
法院职工工作证 Court employee badge.
法院职工 惠特伍德·杰克斯尼
这是个粗糙的伪造品 It's a sloppy forgery.
我要把他的化名 I'm going to chalk up the alias
归结于他过于丰富的想象力 to his overheated sense of whimsy.
但我想知道 But I would like to know
为什么他觉得有必要 why he deemed it necessary
化名去法院 to go undercover at the courthouse.
福尔摩斯先生 Mr. Holmes.
路易斯·加门迪亚 Louis Garmendia.
真希望咱俩不是因为这样难过的场合而相遇 I wish it wasn't such a sad occasion that we got together.
但非常荣幸终于见到你了 But it is an honor to finally meet you.
-你认识我 -当然 我是路易斯·加门迪亚 - You know me? - Of course. I'm Louis Garmendia.
纽约私人侦探社的主席 President of the New York Order of Private Investigators.
拿银星的那些人 NYOOPI The silver star people-- NYOOPI.
是的 是我们 Yeah, that's us.
所以 是你帮他们 So, are you responsible for their, uh,
声名崛起的吗 rise in prominence?
我不知道我能不能这样邀功 Well, I don't know if I can really take credit for that.
我只是接手了 I just took over.
可那确实是我认识弗雷德的原因 But that is how I knew Fred.
显然 在他出事后 And, obviously, we're all broken up
我们都很难过 over what happened to him.
不管怎样 作为主席 我只是想来 Anyway, as president, I just wanted to come down
告诉你社团全力支持你 and let you know you've got the association's full support.
你或警局如果有任何需要 Anything you or the department needs,
请尽管告诉我们 you say the word.
好的 我保证会把话传下去 All right, well, I'll be sure to pass that along.
我来主要是想说声感谢 Main reason I came down is to say thank you.
能有一个我们自己人为弗雷德奔走实在意义重大 Means a lot to have one of our own working this thing for Fred.
等等 什么叫你们自己人 Sorry, one of your own?
NYOOPI的会员 NYOOPI members.
你和你搭档 You and your partner.
感觉让自己人来处理才是对的 Feels right keeping it in the family.
提醒我一下 我们什么时候加入大家庭了 Remind me, how long have we been in the family?
所以 休斯顿 你之前是投手 So, Houston, you were a pitcher?
他现在也是 He still is.
乙级队最低防御率缔造者 Lowest ERA in Division II.
你知道圣卡修斯学院吗 You know St. Cassius College?
你有空可以过来看我们打比赛 You should come see us play sometime.
你没听她跟我妈说她是从警局来的吗 Did you not hear her tell my mom she's with the police?
怎么了 警察就不喜欢棒球吗 What, police don't like baseball?
好了 孩子们 最后几件了 All right, guys, that's the rest.
没事吧 对吗 Everything's okay, right?
没事 我只是过来聊聊 Everything's fine. I'm just here to talk.
你俩开车小心点 You two drive safe.
谢谢 斯皮维太太 Thanks, Mrs. Spivey.
很高兴认识你 Very nice meeting you.
真不好意思 Sorry about that.
你说你想聊聊法院枪击案 But you said you wanted to talk about the courthouse shooting,
看来我该先让孩子们出发才对 and it seemed like I should get the boys on their way first.
当然 Of course.
我只是在想你最近 I was just wondering about some of the contact
可能和其他受害者家属有联系 you might have had recently with the other victims' families.
我联系了很多 事实上 I've had a lot, actually.
多于平常 More than usual.
上个月是第30周年纪念日 The 30th anniversary was last month,
你也许发现了我喜欢有纪念意义的事 and, uh, well, you can probably tell I like remembrances.
我们筹集了一点钱 We raised a little money
在法院做了一个纪念展览 and did a memorial exhibit at the courthouse.
一种来确保 Something to make sure
死去的人不被遗忘的仪式 the people who died aren't forgotten.
看 Well, here.
我本来准备把这个裱起来的 I was... I was gonna frame this.
纪念贝内特法院悲剧发生30周年
看起来你做了很多 Looks like you did some great work.
我几年前就想做了 但是戈登 我丈夫 I wanted to do it years ago, but Gordon, my husband,
他不让 he wouldn't have it.
他去年去世了 He passed away last year,
所以现在他没法反对作为英雄让人怀念了 so now he can't object to being remembered as a hero.
他确实是英雄 Which he was.
如果不是他指控了凶手 If he hadn't charged the shooter,
这么说吧 well, let's just say
这场纪念仪式的主角就会更多了 that would've been a much bigger memorial.
你和其他一些家属申请了 Am I correct that you and some of the other families
对弗雷德·卡比的限制令 是吗 filed restraining orders against a man named Fred Kirby?
是的 他之前在骚扰我们 Yeah. He was bothering all of us.
说什么他想弄他自己的展览之类的 Said he was trying to put together his own exhibit, or something.
他的说法一天一个样 His story kept changing.
很奇怪 所以我请了律师来阻止他 It was weird, so I got a lawyer to shut him down.
我也建议其他人这样做 And I told the others to do the same.
你是因为这个来的吗 Is that why you're here?
他做了什么违法的事吗 Has he done something illegal?
他上周末死了 He died this past weekend.
具体说来 他是被谋杀的 Uh, more specifically, he was murdered.
天啊 Oh, my God.
你认为是我们中间有人 You think one of us...?
我只是好奇 有没有可能被他骚扰的 I'm just curious. Is it possible that any of the people
这些人中有谁太过愤怒以至于... he was harassing might've been angry enough to...
不 不 绝不可能 Uh, no. No, not a chance.
他并没有骚扰我们 He wasn't harassing anyone,
他只是想要那些属于死者的东西 he just wanted stuff that belonged to the victims.
我们觉得他是个收藏家 We think he was a collector,
或者是个贩子 or maybe a dealer.
贩子 A dealer?
你听说过「凶案物品贩子」吗 You ever heard the term "Murderabilia"?
就是那些买入 People buy and sell
跟著名凶案或惨剧事件有关的物品 I guess you'd call them artifacts
然后再卖出去的人 that connect back to famous murders or tragedies.
很变态 It's pretty sick.
我们觉得弗雷德就是想挣钱 We just thought Fred was trying to make a buck.
他应该为自己的行为感到羞耻 He should've been ashamed of himself.
但请相信我 But trust me.
我们当中不会有人杀他的 None of us would've killed the guy.
我回家了 Hey. I'm home.
乔恩·华生侦探
你觉得怎么样 What do you think?
我觉得那有个公交站长凳 I think there's a bus bench
上面印着我的照片 with my picture on it in the library.
我找的弗雷德·卡比的人 I used Fred Kirby's guy.
这活比较着急 所以挺贵的 It was a rush job, so it wasn't cheap,
但是他没收长凳的钱 but he threw in the bench for free.
你打算告诉我这是怎么回事吗 So are you gonna tell me what this is about, or...?
纽约私人侦探社 NYOOPI.
N-Y-O-O-P-I N-Y-O-O-P-I,
一个荒唐组织的荒唐缩写 the absurd acronym for an even more absurd organization--
它把我们列为了优秀会员 one which counts us both as members in good standing.
对 Oh, yeah.
那个当侦探的事 The detective thing.
没错 "当侦探的事" Yeah, "The detective thing."
我不明白 我给咱俩报了名你生气了吗 I don't get it. Are you angry because I signed us up?
这么说你并不否认 So you don't deny it.
对 好几年前了 当时你回伦敦了 Yeah, it was years ago. You'd gone back to London.
你回来后 我就把你加上了 When you came back, I added you.
这是免费的广告 It's free advertising.
他们把我们放在网站的「寻找侦探」页面上 They put us on the "Find a Detective" page on their Web site.
这就是问题所在 That is precisely the problem:
我不喜欢这个组织 I do not care for the association.
为什么 Why?
因为他们这群人根本不称职 Because the group is a sham.
他们完全盗用了纽约州授权服务部门的权利 They've completely usurped the New York State Division of Licensing Services
并且毁掉了我们这行的声誉 and destroyed all semblance of standards in our profession.
你说什么呢 What are you talking about?
以前 每一位有志向的私人侦探 Once upon a time, every aspiring P.I.
都要参加州政府举办的资格考试 had to take an exam administered by the state.
并不是特别难 但也有点用 It wasn't terribly difficult, but it was something.
起码能把一些无能的人挡在门外 It was a barrier to entry to keep the riffraff out.
现在 网络搜索已经成了 Now Internet searches have become
各个领域内法律方面的首要仲裁者 the primary arbiter of legitimacy in every profession.
所以这个银星 So this... this star
只要有这个银星就能在纽约当侦探了 is all you need to be a detective in New York.
每年交278块钱 谁都能用这个打广告了 For $278 in annual fees, anyone can advertise using this,
并且能够登录NYOOPI的重要网站 and gain access to NYOOPI's all-important Web site.
这里 任你挑选 So here, have your pick.
有问题的联调局探员 街头上的混混 我 Disgraced FBI agents, idiots off the street, me.
在这个组织眼里 我们都是一样的 We are all equal in the eyes of this group.
你这是自命不凡 You're being a snob.
总得有人保持清高点 Someone has to be.
你收到我之前发的短信了吗 Did you get my text earlier,
弗雷德·卡比骚扰维吉尼亚·斯皮维 about why Fred Kirby might have been harassing
以及其他人的原因 Virginia Spivey and the others?
-收到了 -我一下午都在上网 - I did. - Well, I spent the afternoon online,
寻找凶案物品贩子的拍卖 looking at murderabilia auctions.
没找到任何有关贝内特法院枪击案的线索 I didn't see anything there on the Bennett Courthouse shooting.
我也查看了卡比的经济情况 So I also looked at Kirby's financials.
他应该没有卖过那种东西 It didn't look like he ever sold that kind of stuff,
这让我很好奇他为什么对发生的事那么感兴趣 so it makes me wonder why he was so interested in what happened.
问得好 It's a good question.
我可能有点线索 I might be able to shed some light.
在1987年 In 1987,
当新市民在贝内特法院宣誓的时候 when new citizens were sworn in at the Bennett Courthouse,
会例行发给他们一本口袋书大小的 it was customary to give them pocket-sized copies
宪法 of the Constitution.
这些在斯皮维的悼念仪式上展出过 These were on display at Ms. Spivey's memorial.
我借来的 还有这张照片 I borrowed them, along withthis photograph
上面都是受害者 在枪击发生前不久照的 of the victims taken shortly before the shooting started.
而这张照片 是在上个月悼念仪式 Now, this is photograph was taken when the memorial
刚开始时照的 first opened last month.
注意宪法上血的颜色和位置 Notice the blood color and patterns on these Constitutions.
不一样 These are different.
你现在看到的血是假的 The blood that you're looking at is fake.
这些是复制品 These are reproductions.
而且上面满是弗雷德·卡比的指纹 They are also laden with Fred Kirby's fingerprints.
这么说他用这些宪法把真的掉包了 So he swapped these Constitutions out for the real ones;
终归还是得到了凶案物品 he got his murderabilia after all.
是的 但可能不是为了卖 Yes, but perhaps not to sell.
什么意思 What do you mean?
很可能弗雷德·卡比这么做 I mean, it's possible Fred Kirby did what he did
是因为他相信美国政府 because he believed the U.S. government
曾经造成了一起核反应堆泄露 once caused a nuclear reactor to melt down.
正如有可能 Just as it's possible
验证这个理论导致了他被杀 that testing his theory resulted in his murder.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
华生 我说的是切诺贝利的事 I'm talking, Watson, about Chernobyl.
1986年4月26日 On April 26, 1986,
切尔诺贝利核电站安全系统测试出了问题 a test of the Chernobyl power plant's safety system went awry,
导致它的一座核反应堆发生了爆炸 causing one of its nuclear reactors to explode.
我记得 所有人都记得 I remember. Everyone remembers.
爆炸和辐射在那天杀死了很多人 The blast and the radiation exposure killed dozens that day.
最终 还有上千人死于癌症 Eventually, thousands more died of cancer.
人为错误被当成了主要原因 Human error was cited as the precipitating cause.
官方报告没有提及任何名字 The official report did not name any names.
但根据网上的一个理论 But according to one theory on the Internet,
失误出在四个人身上 the fault lies with four men:
伊各·夸兹纳尔 罗曼·哈本科 Igor Krasnaia, Roman Hubenko,
德米特·派洛夫和谢尔盖·明可夫斯基 Dmitry Perov and Sergei Minkovski.
他们的尸体至今没有找到 Their bodies were never recovered,
也没有他们的照片 and photographs of the men do not exist.
好吧 Okay.
阴谋论者 Conspiracy theorists
长久以来都相信那些人是破坏者 have long believed that these men were saboteurs,
为美国政府工作 working at the behest of the American government.
他们通过罪行换来了 In return for their crimes, they were granted new lives
在美国的新生活 in the United States.
这四个男人就是在 Those were the four men that were killed
班尼特法院被杀的人 in the Bennett Courthouse shooting?
人们是这么认为的吗 That's what people think?
我没有说「人们」 I did not say "People."
我说的是「阴谋论者」 I said "Conspiracy theorists."
锡纸帽子部队的主要成员 Proud members of the tinfoil hat brigade.
这个是凶手 他叫罗纳德·琼斯 Now, this was the shooter; his name is Ronald Jones.
他的被害人们刚宣誓成为公民 His victims had just taken the oath of citizenship.
他们是克里斯·科文 尼克·威尔顿 They were Chris Corwin, Nick Welden,
皮特·格斯文和里奥·斯塔沃 Pete Goswin and Leo Stavo.
但有人认为这些名字是 But some people believe that these were aliases
美国政府给的假名 given to them by the American government
他们是被叛变特工消灭的 before a rogue agent wiped them out.
你不是真的相信这事吧 You don't really believe that, right?
不 但我信什么不重要 No. But it doesn't matter what I believe.
问题是 弗雷德·卡比信不信 The question is: did Fred Kirby believe it?
历史上充满了愚蠢的人 History is full of imbeciles
被奇异古怪的理论害死 whose outlandish theories have got them killed,
所以或许是他与被害人们的爱人分享了理论 so perhaps he shared his with one of the victims' loved ones,
结果他们接受得不好 and they took it poorly.
和爱人交谈是一回事 Well, talking to loved ones is one thing.
弗雷德·卡比还想要接触 Fred Kirby was trying to get his hands
被害人们的私人物品 on the victims' personal effects.
他偷走了沾有他们血液的迷你宪法 He stole mini-Constitutions with their blood on it.
为什么 Why?
如果那些人真的是核反应堆破坏者 If these men really were nuclear saboteurs,
那他们的DNA就会有损 then their DNA would've been damaged.
铯-137的痕迹 Traces of caesium-137
能保留数百年 would mark their remains for hundreds of years.
关于一个穷酸的私人侦探要去哪 The question of where a low-rent private eye would go
来进行此类测试 就是另一个问题了 to test for such a thing is another matter entirely.
不 不是的 No, it isn't.
我想我可能知道他会去哪里 I think I might know where he would go.
对 我认识弗雷德 Yeah, I knew Fred.
他是我保龄球小队的 我们是朋友 He's in my bowling league. We're friends.
他死了啊 He's dead, huh?
弗雷德的专长是捉奸 Fred specialized in cheating spouses,
捉那种会在廉价旅馆房间遗留污渍的人 the kind who leave stains in cheap motel rooms.
我想 时不时的 I imagine, occasionally,
他会需要你帮助测试DNA样本 he needed you to run a DNA sample for him.
我昨天检查弗雷德财务的时候 When I went through Fred's financials yesterday,
我发现他几年来给你写了不少支票 I noticed he wrote quite a few checks to you over the years.
只是给你 Just you.
从来不是给东卢瑟福实验室 Never to East Rutherford Laboratories.
你给了他折扣 You were giving him a discount
然后把付款收进了自己的口袋 and pocketing the payments yourself.
不 不是这样的 No, that's not true.
我们昨天还查了弗雷德的手机记录 We also went through Fred's phone records yesterday.
他上周和你通过六次话 He talked to you six times last week.
我们能假设他是想要你 Can we assume it was about the blood samples
从宪法的副本上提取血液吗 he wanted you to gather from the copies of the Constitution?
你干什么 Hey, what are you doing?
德雷塞尔先生 我们没带警察来 Mr. Drexel, we didn't bring the police with us
因为我们不关心你小联盟的公器私用 because we don't care about your minor league embezzlement.
真不关心 We don't.
这对你来会说是好事 也对我们有帮助 It was a courtesy to you, but it also works in our favor,
因为这意味着我们可以对 'cause it means we can conduct an illegal search
弗雷迪给你的材料进行违法搜查 for the materials that Fred gave you.
好 我从这边开始 Yeah, I'll start over here.
不 别 No, don't.
我把我有的都给你们 好吧 I'll give you everything I've got, okay?
样本 The samples,
结果 所有的 the results, all of it.
他没有做放射现象鉴定 He wasn't checking for radioactivity,
他做的是亲子鉴定 he was running paternity tests.
放射现象 我找那东西干什么 Radioactivity? Why the hell would I be looking for that?
弗雷迪没有认为让血沾到宪法上的人 Fred didn't think that the men who bled on these documents
曾到过切诺贝利吗 were at Chernobyl?
没有 当然没有 No. God, no.
他给了我血液样本和四本宪法 He gave me that blood sample and the four Constitutions.
DNA测试报告
他让我去找匹配 He asked me to look for a match.
C·吉普森是谁 Who's C. Gibson?
我不知道 I don't have any idea.
我只知道这人在找他的父亲 I just know the guy was looking for his father.
但那些东西上的血液无法检测 But the blood on those things wasn't viable.
所有的测试结果都无效 All the results came back inconclusive.
如果你们想骚扰某人 你们应该去找他 If you want to harass someone, you should go find him.
为什么 Why's that?
弗雷德对于告诉他这个消息很紧张 Fred was nervous about breaking the news to him.
说这个人脾气不小 Said the guy had a real temper.
我不知道 I don't know.
说不定是他杀了弗雷德 Maybe he's the one who killed Fred.
要是弗雷德·卡比的系统不是只有 This would be a lot easier if Fred's Kirby's system
记入文件或不记入两种选择 会简单很多 wasn't put stuff in files or don't.
要给这人的始终如一点赞 Well, credit the man for consistency.
他在生意的各个方面都又懒又蠢 He was lazy and inept in all facets of his business.
不过 C·吉普森的全名 Still, C. Gibson's full name's
一定就在这里 对吧 got to be in here somewhere here, right?
太好了 总算 Yes, finally.
你找到了 You found it?
比这更好 我发现很多年度报告都记载了 Better. I found years of annual reports
弗雷德·卡比在NYOOPI的时间 of Fred Kirby's time on the board of NYOOPI.
你找那些信息干什么 Why would you want that?
因为我希望能找到挪用公款或者欺诈的证据 Because I hope to find evidence of embezzlement or fraud.
等那荒唐的小银星成为腐败的标志 Let's see how many people pay for that preposterous silver star
看还有多少人会买单吧 when it becomes a mark of corruption.
NYOOPI帮助人们找侦探 NYOOPI helps people find detectives.
你有什么好不满的 Why do you have a problem with that?
因为我希望人们能找到 Because I want people to be able to find detectives
真正赢得了侦探资格的侦探 who've earned the right to be called detectives.
要是由你说了算 Well, if it were up to you,
全世界这样的人只有四五个 there'd only be four or five people like that in the whole world.
你的重点是 Your point?
如果NYOOPI让你这么不爽 If NYOOPI offends you so much,
为何不退出呢 why don't you just quit?
因为那样我就不能从内部 Because then I won't be able to pull it apart,
一点点将其瓦解了 piece by piece, from the inside.
你有没有想过 Has it ever occurred to you
这种义愤填膺 that all this righteous indignation has less to do
跟私人侦探相互帮衬没什么关系 with a bunch of private eyes supporting each other,
而更多是因为辛维尔呢 and more to do with Shinwell?
他的事让你很生气 What happened upset you.
所以即便你通过一连串没用的性征服来发泄 And despite a string of meaningless sexual conquests,
你还是很生气 所以你现在要 you're still upset, so now you're gonna take it out
拿一大堆没什么天分的侦探撒气 on a bunch of less talented detectives.
我的动机与那无关 My motives are irrelevant.
NYOOPI是最低级的假资格主义形式 NYOOPI is the lowest form of fake credentialism
就不应该存在 and it ought not to exist.
等我完事就不会存在了 And by the time I'm finished, it won't.
你去哪 Where are you going?
C·吉普森里的C代表卡特 The "C" In C. Gibson stood for Carter.
我十分钟前就找到了他的名字和地址 I found his name and address ten minutes ago.
我只是留在这里找这些信息 I just lingered to look for these.
车辆管理局 卡特·吉布森
你的茶 Here's your tea.
两块糖 你得告诉我发生了什么事 Two lumps. Now you got to tell me what's up.
谢谢 我们的受害者 Thanks. So, our victims,
弗雷德·卡比和失踪的司机 Fred Kirby and the missing driver,
替一个叫卡特·吉普森的人干活 were working for a man named Carter Gibson.
我找不到那个名字 Now, I could not find a link between that name
和本尼特法院枪击案的联系 and the Bennett Courthouse shooting,
但那是因为吉普森的名字是捏造的 看这个 but that's because Gibson's name is made-up. See?
卡特·吉普森原本叫卡特·邓威蒂 Carter Gibson was Carter Dunwitty
2007年才改了名字 until he changed his name in 2007.
丽塔·邓威蒂是87年枪杀案的幸存者之一 Rita Dunwitty was one of the survivors of the shooting in '87.
不仅如此 她还嫁给了凶手罗纳德·琼斯 More than that, she was married to the shooter, Ronald Jones.
好吧 所以他是卡特的父亲 Right. So, he was Carter's father.
全世界都是这么认为的 没错 As far as the world knew, yes,
但卡特一直相信凶手罗纳德·琼斯 but Carter was convinced that Ronald Jones, the shooter,
不是他的父亲 was not his father.
所以他雇弗雷德·卡比对87年死的四名男子 So, he hired Fred Kirby to run paternity tests
进行了亲子鉴定 for the four men who were killed in '87,
但没有匹配 but none of them panned out.
听起来像是一厢情愿啊 Sounds like wishful thinking, right?
这人改了名字 I mean, this is a guy who changes his name
为了脱离他的族谱 to climb out of his family tree.
你能怪他吗 Can you blame him?
看起来卡特自己也有问题 Looks like Carter has some problems of his own.
扰乱社会治安 拒捕 Disorderly conduct and resisting,
轻度袭击 misdemeanor assault.
都是些无关痛痒的案底 It's a nickel-and-dime sheet,
但他显然有暴力倾向 but he obviously has a violent streak.
如果卡特·吉普森是罗纳德·琼斯的儿子 Well, if Carter Gibson is Ronald Jones's son,
可能就是有其父必有其子了 he may just be a chip off the crazy old block.
我在想卡特对于弗雷德·卡比 I wonder how Carter took the news
没法鉴定出他期望的父亲反应如何 when Fred Kirby couldn't identify the dad he was hoping for.
你不是第一个这么想的人 Well, you're not the first person to wonder that.
夏洛克和警监带着几个警察 Sherlock and the captain took a couple of uniforms
去他家了 over to his house.
实际上 他们要我们现在就过去 Actually, they say they need us over there right away.
一片狼藉啊 Quite a mess.
我们敲门了 没人应 We knocked. No one answered.
大楼管理员给我们开了门 Building manager let us in.
有一堆信件 垃圾也臭了 Got a pile of mail, trash is ripe--
看起来卡特·吉普森几天没回家了 doesn't look like Carter Gibson's been home in days.
让我猜猜 我们认为他在这里 Let me guess, we're thinking he got into some kind of scrap
跟弗雷德·卡比和小粉·华莱士打了起来 with Fred Kirby and Pinky Wallace right here.
卡特赢了 Carter won,
他火化了他们 然后逃跑了 he cremated them, went on the run.
我刚把他的照片发送给各个警察局了 I just put his photo out to everyone in the field.
警监 麻烦过来一下 Captain, if you would.
我们对隔壁房间发生的罪案的推测 We need to revise our theory of the crime that occurred
需要进行调整 in the next room.
我最终认为卡特·吉布森不是凶手 I don't think Carter Gibson was the perpetrator, after all.
我错过了什么 What am I missing?
焚化炉的骨灰里混杂着一些金属棒 Metal rods were mixed in with the cremains in the incinerator.
它们和这个矫正支架上的金属棒十分相似 They're identical to the ones in this orthopedic brace.
吉布森有只跛脚 Gibson had a gammy foot.
你在那边的照片上可以看到 You can see in that photograph over there.
那么 有人可能会怀疑 Now, one could argue
是他把他的一副支架扔进焚化炉来蒙骗我们 that he threw one of his braces into the incinerator to trick us,
让我们以为他已经死了 to make us think that he was dead,
但他如果那么做了 but if he did that,
他为什么不把那只表也扔进去 why wouldn't he throw in that watch, as well?
表的背面刻着他的原名 It's inscribed with his original name on the back.
而且如果他逃跑了 And if he's a man on the run,
他怎么不带上他的药 why didn't he take his medication with him?
感谢C·邓威蒂 2005年5月31日
第二个被害者是小粉·华莱士 So, the second vic was Pinky Wallace.
我们认为是他 是因为他很高 We thought it was him because he was tall.
但这是14码的鞋 而且根据卡特的资料表看 But this is size 14, and according to Carter's sheet,
他有一米九 he's six-three.
你认为外面的血有一半是他的吗 You think half the blood out there is his?
正如我认为焚化炉中的手印也是他的 Just as I think that's his handprint in the incinerator.
我觉得他是那个被活活烧死的人 I think he was the one who was burned alive.
你们发现什么了吗 You guys find something?
凶手留下了部分的脚印 Killer left some partial footprints.
到这里就没有了 They stop right here,
得考虑这就是他把弗雷德·卡比 so you got to figure this is where he loaded Fred Kirby
和卡特·吉布森的尸体搬上车的地方 and Carter Gibson's bodies into a vehicle.
小粉·华莱士 弗雷德·卡比的司机 Pinky Wallace, Fred Kirby's driver,
和弗雷德在同一时间段消失了 disappeared around the same time that Fred did.
他可能就是我们要找的人 对吧 So, he might be our guy, right?
你可以这么想 不过他不是 Well, you'd think so, only he isn't.
在你和邻居谈话时 Finest Message on him checked out
对他的通缉有了结果 while you were talking to the neighbor.
他也死了吗 Is he dead, too?
没有 但差不多了 No, but he came close.
他已经在圣彼得医院的重症监护室待了一周了 He's been in the ICU at St. Bede's for a week.
他在发烧40度时自己办理了住院 Checked himself in with a 104-degree fever.
他那时已经神志不清了 He was delirious.
他跟护士说他叫兰顿·卡瑞辛 Told the nurses his name was Lando Calrissian.
所以我们之前才没找到他 That's why we couldn't find him.
他需要一段很长的时间来治好脑膜炎 He's got a long recovery from meningitis ahead of him,
但不需要进监狱 but no prison time.
你那边调查得怎么样 How'd it go on your end?
不太好 没人在弗雷德消失的那个晚上 Not great. The night that Fred Kirby disappeared,
看见了什么 nobody saw anything.
有几个人在半夜听到了砰的一声巨响 So, a few people heard a loud bang around midnight.
无论这里发生了什么 So, whatever happened here,
或许他们是用枪结束的一切 maybe they finished it with a gun.
有人找到子弹或弹壳了吗 Anybody find any slugs or casings?
没有 而且他们找不到的 No, and they won't.
我无法解释你说的那声巨响 但那不是枪响 I can't explain your bang, but this was no shooting.
你可以看到血溅到了墙上 As you can see from the blood splatter on the walls
和天花板上 and the ceiling,
这不是能和枪击联系在一起的雾状喷射 it's not the misty spray that you'd associate with a gunshot.
血滴是圆形的 The droplets are round.
它们大小各异 They vary in size.
凶手用了一样钝器 The killer used a blunt object.
我觉得我甚至知道是哪一样 Uh, I think I might even know which one.
正如你在这看到的 As you can see here,
卡特·吉布森两度获得了 Carter Gibson has twice been honored
纽约腓骨肌萎缩症协会的嘉奖 by the New York Charcot-Marie-Tooth Coalition.
「联合我天赋奖」的获得者会得到 Recipients of the Connecting My Talents Award receive
一个大理石纪念球 a commemorative marble orb.
纽约腓骨肌萎缩症协会 授予卡特·吉布森2015年荣誉奖
什么是牙齿协会 What's a tooth coalition?
图斯[同牙齿]是个姓 就像沙尔科和玛丽 Tooth is a surname, as are Charcot and Marie.
他们是首批将神经系统紊乱定义为 They're the doctors who first described the neurological disorder
现在更为人知的腓骨肌萎缩症[CMT]的医生 which is now more commonly known as CMT.
CMT会损害外周神经 CMT attacks the peripheral nervous system,
手臂 腿 手和脚 arms, legs, hands and feet.
它是退行性疾病 患病时间越长症状越严重 It's degenerative and the symptoms get worse over time.
如果卡特·吉布森得了这种病 Now, if Carter Gibson had it,
这就能解释矫正支架了 it would explain the orthopedic braces
可能他服用的药物也是因为这个 and probably the medications he was taking.
卡特筹集了资金并提高了对自身疾病的认识 So, Carter raised money and awareness for his disease
协会就颁给了他一个那种球 and the coalition gave him one of those.
他们给了他两个 They gave him two.
这些照片告诉我们 These photographs tell us
他在2013年和2015年受到了嘉奖 that he received the award in 2013 and 2015.
更早的那个不见了 The older one is missing.
你认为这是因为凶手在用它砸完二人脑袋后 And you think it's because the killer took it with him
把它带走了吗 after he used it to bash two skulls in?
他抓起它然后开始猛击受害者 He grabbed it there and started swinging?
血迹表明正是如此 The blood evidence would indicate that.
像这样的弧形动作 An arcing motion like this...
会产生那样的血迹 ...would result in blood splatter like that.
所以我们现在知道了犯罪现场是怎么形成的 So, now we know how the mess was made,
但是谁做的呢 but who made it?
有什么进展 How's it going?
很少 但我们可能发现了 Slowly, but we think we figured out the real reason
卡特·吉普森寻找他生父的真正理由 that Carter Gibson was looking for his biological father.
我刚给莱纳德·琼斯打了电话 I just got off the phone with Leonard Jones,
他是罗纳德·琼斯的父亲 Ronald Jones's father.
我打电话告诉他 I was calling to notify him
我们认为他的孙子 卡特 that we think his grandson, Carter,
是一起谋杀案的被害者 was the victim of a homicide.
他并没觉得无法接受 He didn't take it too hard.
显然 他们和卡特的关系很疏离 Apparently, they'd been estranged most of Carter's life.
但是今年年初有了改变 That changed earlier this year.
卡特的CMT症状恶化了 Carter's CMT was getting worse.
这种疾病是遗传性的 The disease is inherited and the symptoms tend to follow
家族里会产生相同症状 a similar course within families.
但他母亲的家族没有人有此症状 Now, no one on his mother's side had it,
所以卡特联系了他的祖父 so Carter reached out to his paternal grandfather
想找到相同症状的人 to find out what he could expect.
问题是他父亲一方也没人患有CMT Thing is, there was no CMT on that side of the family, either.
-这怎么可能 -30年前 - How is that possible? - 30 years ago,
没人知道罗纳德·琼斯为什么枪击法庭 no one really knew why Ronald Jones shot up the courthouse
而且是他妻子工作的地方 where his wife worked,
但是祖父莱纳德暗自有个猜测 but Grandpa Leonard always had a sneaking suspicion.
罗纳德发现了他不是卡特的亲生父亲 Ronald had figured out he wasn't Carter's real dad.
这就能说明一些事实了 That would explain some things,
比如为什么他杀的四个人 like why the four people he killed
以及射伤的六个人都是男人 and the six he wounded were all men.
他认为其中一个人和他妻子有外遇 He thought one of them was sleeping with his wife.
这种事并不新鲜了 It's an old secret,
但也许有人为此不惜杀人 but maybe someone figured it was still worth killing over.
我们正要联系对弗雷德·卡比 We were just about to call the relatives of the people
申请禁制令的人的亲属 who filed restraining orders against Fred Kirby,
看是否有人患有CMT see if any of them had CMT.
行事小心 Just tread lightly.
如果是他们中某人做的 最好不要打草惊蛇 If one of them did this, we don't want to tip them.
加门迪亚先生 Mr. Garmendia.
抱歉突然登门造访 Sorry to stop by unannounced like this,
但我们档案里有你的地址 but your address is in our files.
如果你想知道弗雷德·卡比案件的最新消息 If you're looking for an update on the investigation
很抱歉我不能帮你 of Fred Kirby's murder, I'm afraid I can't help you.
虽然有些进展 There have been some developments,
但需要保密 but they need to remain confidential.
我不想知道进展 I don't want an update.
我想和你谈谈 侦探之间的谈话 I'm here to talk to you, detective to detective.
我知道你今天入侵了NYOOPI的官网 I know you broke into NYOOPI's computer today.
有人用了弗雷德·卡比的旧账号 Someone used Fred Kirby's old log-in
IP地址是纽约警局 from an I.P. Address inside the NYPD,
然后下载了我们组织大量税务记录 and then they downloaded a bunch of our tax records.
第一次见面我就知道你不喜欢我们 I could tell you didn't like us when we met.
觉得我们让你丢脸 Got the feeling we embarrass you.
你要告诉我你想干什么吗 You want to tell me what you're up to?
其实很简单 It's quite simple, really.
我想解散你的组织 I'm going to dismantle your organization.
NYOOPI是业界毒瘤 NYOOPI is a blight
是我热爱的行业的毒瘤 on the profession which I love.
它允许骗子和智障的人 It enables con men and imbeciles
称呼自己为侦探 to pass themselves off as detectives.
你的组织名不副实 Your group deserves to be exposed
这事应该被揭露 as the rubber stamp that it is.
如果我说我同意你的观点 Would it surprise you to know
你会觉得惊讶吗 that I agree with you about NYOOPI?
我做私人侦探前 在烟草火器与爆炸物管理局 I was an investigator for the ATF for over 15 years
做了15年调查员 before I went private.
看到那些人被授予我们的银星 I get steamed when I see the kind of folks that are advertising
我很愤怒 with our silver star.
所以我才选择了加入 但我不是想毁了它 That's why I got involved, only I don't want to destroy it.
我想改变它 I want to turn it around.
现在我们提供培训讲座 We're offering training seminars now.
而且我们刚建立了 We just launched a message board
人们可以共同处理案件的留言板 where people can crowdsource their cases.
我想让NYOOPI帮助它的成员 I want NYOOPI to help its members
变得更专业 be better at what they do.
你的成员们想变好吗 Your members want to be better?
很多人想 A lot of them mean well.
我问的不是这个 That's not what I asked.
有多少人出席了你的课程 How many of them are attending your classes?
有多少人用了留言板 How many are on the message board?
我还需要些时间 All I'm asking for is a little more time.
NYOOPI已经成立数十年了 NYOOPI's had decades.
但之前没有我 Not with me they haven't.
福尔摩斯先生 我们做的事 Look, Mr. Holmes, this-this thing we do,
这份工作 它很重要 this job, it's important.
你说你不喜欢我们的大多数成员 Now, you say you don't like a lot of our membership.
我懂 但至少他们现在集中在一处 I get that, but at least they're in one place now.
如果NYOOPI解散 NYOOPI goes away,
他们就会散落在各地 and they scatter in the wind.
这样我就不知道我能否帮他们变好 And I won't know if I could've made them better.
我也不知道我能不能保护他们不受伤害 I won't know if I could've kept a few from getting killed.
对弗雷德·卡比来说已经晚了 Now, it's too late for Fred Kirby,
但对其他人来说并不晚 but it's not too late for the rest.
我只能保证办完弗雷德·卡比的谋杀案之前 All I can promise you is that your organization will be spared
我不会全力处理你的组织 my full energies until I have solved Fred Kirby's murder.
我知道你有多厉害 Well, I know how good you are,
那看来我也不剩多少时间了 so I guess that doesn't give me much time.
谢谢你听我说这些 Thanks for hearing me out.
夏洛克 Sherlock?
在你卧室 In your bedroom.
你好 Hello.
好吧 不管这是什么鬼 Okay, whatever this is,
非要在我房间里搞吗 does it really need to be happening in my bedroom?
这些可以帮我确定要用多大力量 This is helping me determine how much force was used
才能把卡特·吉普森和弗雷德·卡比打死 to beat Carter Gibson and Fred Kirby to death.
我觉得你不会介意的 I didn't think you'd mind.
好吧 所以你已经算错一次了 Okay, so, you've already made one miscalculation.
那剩下的你算得怎么样 So, how is the rest of your math going?
拿着这个 Take this.
来 Yeah.
那边我画的黑色溅射痕迹 That spatter pattern I've painted in black there,
离椰子先生多远 how far is it from Mr. Coconut?
五米三 17 feet, seven inches.
这正是卡特·吉普森公寓的犯罪现场中 That is precisely the distance that blood and viscera traveled
血液和内脏从书架 from the bookcase to the far wall
飞溅到最远的墙的距离 at the murder scene in Carter Gibson's apartment.
好吧 那你为什么要测量这个 Okay, so why did you think to check that?
因为那是我见过血液溅射的 Because it is one of the most distant blood spatters
最远距离 I've ever encountered.
如此之远 事实上 用我自己的手臂 So distant, in fact, that efforts to recreate it
重现出来的距离明显短了很多 with my own arms have fallen decidedly short.
也许你的手臂不够强壮 Maybe you need a stronger arm.
少年时期一直打板球 Between an adolescence spent at the cricket ground
还练了二十年的搏斗术 and two decades training in the combat arts,
我的手臂力量稍胜普通人 my arm strength is a little above average.
这个热带核果里面装满了 Now, this tropical drupe is filled with
我自己设计的人造血 a synthetic blood of my own design.
我要将它谋杀 And I'm gonna murder it...
用一只保龄球 with a candlepin bowling ball,
其大小与重量 which is almost identical in size
和凶手使用的大理石球完全相同 and weight to the marble award that was used.
还差得远 Not even close.
我的最好记录 在手臂力量充沛的时候 My best effort, when my arms were still fresh,
溅射的血液距离是4.3米 created a blood spatter which reached 14.3 feet.
好吧 那 Okay, so...
凶手是世界上最强壮的人之一 our killer is a contestant in the world's strongest man?
不完全对 Not quite.
这个实验证明要造成那种溅射痕迹 This experiment has shown that creating that pattern
需要力量以及技巧 requires power and form.
造成卡特·吉普森公寓中的溅射痕迹 The force and motion required to create the spatter pattern
所需的力量和技巧 at Carter Gibson's apartment are commensurate with
与投出时速157公里的棒球相同 throwing a 98 mile-an-hour fastball.
那是职棒大联盟的速度 That's major league heat.
没错 这就是为什么凶手 Yeah, which is precisely why our killer
即将靠职棒大联盟比赛拿到数百万合约金 is on the verge of making major league millions.
你那天跟我提过他 You told me about him the other day.
你觉得我长得像这个叫卡特的 You think I look like this Carter guy?
有一点 A little.
你们都遗传了父亲的耳朵 You both have your father's ears.
你爸爸和丽塔·邓威蒂有私情 Your dad had an affair with Rita Dunwitty.
卡特的妈妈 Carter's mom.
他是你同父异母的兄弟 He was your half-brother.
你想否认也可以 Now, you can deny it if you want,
但我们可以做DNA测试来证明 but we're gonna order a DNA test to confirm.
我不信你们说的任何事 I don't believe anything you're saying.
但就算是真的又怎么样 But, if it's true, so what?
这就是为什么你杀了他 It's why you killed him.
还杀了那个他雇来 Along with the detective he hired
找他亲生父亲的侦探 to find his real father.
卡特这么多年来一直以为自己的父亲 Carter grew up thinking that his father
是个杀人凶手 was a mass shooter.
这个念头像乌云一样跟着他 It followed him around like a dark cloud.
我们认为弗雷德·卡比发现了私情的证据 We think that Fred Kirby uncovered evidence of the affair.
如果我们是对的 Now, if we're right,
卡特就能证明他真正的父亲 and Carter could prove that his real father
其实是阻止枪击的英雄 was actually the hero who stopped the shooting,
他可能等不及要告诉全世界 he probably couldn't wait to tell the world.
那样的话对你来说就是问题了 对吧 That was gonna be a real problem for you, wasn't it?
我根本不知道你们在说什么 I have no idea what you're talking about.
我们在说CMT We're talking about CMT.
什么 What?
腓骨肌萎缩症 Charcot-Marie-Tooth disease.
这是一种遗传神经肌肉障碍症 It's a genetic neuromuscular disorder.
卡特就有 Carter had it.
鉴于这种病是父系遗传 And given that it's passed down paternally,
我们猜你也有 we're guessing that you do, too.
你知道如果有人发现你有这种遗传病 You knew that if anyone discovered you had it,
你作为职棒投手赚得数百万合约金的计划 your plans of making millions as a major league pitcher
就泡汤了 would be wiped out.
我们想不出哪个职业球队 We can't imagine a team offering
会与一个可能某天早上起来 a big contract to someone who could wake up one morning
手臂就突然失去知觉的人签合约 and suddenly lose all feeling in his throwing arm.
如果一个像卡特这样的知名CMT宣传者 If a well-known CMT advocate like Carter
与大家分享了他找到真正家庭的新闻 shared the news about finding his real family,
假设他发布在社交网站上 say if he put it out on social media,
那么有人把这两者联系起来 it would've been a matter of time
就只是时间问题了 before someone put two and two together.
你需要让这整件事告吹 Now, you needed the whole thing to go away
好让你继续职业生涯赚钱 so you could still cash in.
你们真是疯了 You guys are crazy.
忘了什么CMT吧 Forget CMT,
看看我投的球的防御率 look at my ERA.
我是个超棒的投手 我可没得什么肌肉紊乱症 I'm pitching great; I-I don't have a muscle disorder.
好吧 那我们来聊聊 All right, then, let's talk about something
你肯定没有的东西 you definitely don't have:
谋杀发生当晚的不在场证明 an alibi for the night of the murders.
因为你当时就在卡特的公寓里 That's because you were at Carter's apartment.
他和弗雷德跟你说了些不中听的话 He and Fred were telling you things you didn't want to hear,
于是你从架子上取下了卡特的那个奖章 so you took Carter's award down from the shelf,
并用作凶器杀了他们 and you killed them with it.
我们找到凶器只是时间问题 Only a matter of time until we find it.
好好想想等我们找到它 Got to think it'll have
你该怎么解释上面那些你的指纹吧 your fingerprints on it when we do.
你们两个过来一下 I need you two.
就现在 Now.
怎么了 What's going on?
他都快交代了 He was about to give it up.
那对于地检来说可就麻烦了 Well, that would've been a real problem for the D.A.
怎么说 How so?
那是保罗·梵提诺 That's Paul Fontino.
他是休斯顿的投掷教练 He's Houston's pitching coach.
他刚承认两起谋杀案都是他干的 He just confessed to both murders.
抱歉让你久等了 梵提诺先生 Sorry about the wait, Mr. Fontino.
我们只是得确认一下你车子的 We just had to confirm there really were bloodstains
后备箱确实有一些血迹 in the trunk of your car.
不知道你们为什么会认为我会在这种事上撒谎 Don't know why you'd think I'd lie about such a thing.
也许是因为我们搞不明白 Maybe because we can't quite figure out
你为什么会做这种事 why you would do such a thing.
你在过去20年的违法记录只有两张违停罚单 You've had two parking tickets in the last 20 years.
然而上周末 你突然就发疯了 But this past weekend, you just snap?
一下子杀了两个人 Murder two people?
我作为休斯顿·斯皮维的教练已经6年了 I've been working with Houston Spivey for six years.
他还是个瘦弱的高二学生时我就发掘了他 Found him when he was a skinny little high school sophomore.
他是个好孩子 He's a good kid.
前途无量 He's got a hell of a future.
我不想看到他的才能被白白浪费掉 I didn't want to see it wasted.
你这话什么意思 What does that mean?
上周 他告诉我这个叫卡特的家伙 Last week, he tells me this Carter guy
和他的疯子私人侦探 and his crazy P.I.,
缠着他让他做血液检测 they're after him for a blood test.
休斯顿告诉我们他这辈子都没见过 Well, he told us he'd never seen Carter Gibson
卡特·吉普森 before in his life.
你没经历过21岁的青春年华吗 You ever been 21 years old before?
那孩子是吓坏了 Kid's scared.
我是说 如果你觉得是休斯顿叫我去杀人的 I mean, if you think Houston asked me to do this,
那你们可就大错特错了 you got the wrong idea.
他想付钱跟他们私了 He wanted to pay them.
-他找我要钱 -什么钱 - He asked me for the money. - What money?
他们敲诈他五万美元不把这事声张出去 They were extorting him; they wanted $50,000 to keep quiet.
他们觉得休斯顿作为一个大学生 And they thought Houston, a college student,
手头会有五万美元现金吗 would have 50 grand lying around?
我相信他们肯定是觉得一位未来的首轮新秀 I'm sure they figured that a future first rounder
如果想弄点钱的话 would be able to get his hands on some money
一定能弄到 if he really wanted it.
他或许真能弄到 He probably could've.
但我觉得这样不对 But I didn't think it was right.
我告诉休斯顿说我来处理这件事 I told Houston I'd handle it.
于是你就安排了一次和他俩的会面 So you set up a meeting?
地点就在卡特的公寓 At Carter's apartment.
我以为我凶一点就能让他们退缩 I thought I'd rant and rave a little and get them to back off.
但他们并没有动摇 But they weren't budging.
我一下就火了 I saw red,
拿起那个 grabbed this...
放在架子上的大理石雕塑一样的玩意儿 marble statue thing off from the shelf...
事情就是这样 that was that.
他很显然是在撒谎 Well, he's lying obviously.
我是说 这故事简直老掉牙 I mean, it's a tale as old as time.
最起码跟职业运动历史一样老 Or at least as old as professional sports.
体育界冉冉新星的罪行 The sins of the entitled athlete
被他的教练掩盖 being swept under the rug by his enablers.
我非常确定梵提诺先生的家人 I'm sure Mr. Fontino's family
会在休斯顿·斯皮维通过新秀选拔后 will be enjoying the blood money he's earning
一直享受他后续所挣得的那些带血的钱 as soon as Houston Spivey's name is called in the draft.
实验室那边说梵提诺那辆车后备箱里的血迹 Well, the lab says the blood in Fontino's trunk
和两位受害人吻合 was a match for the victims.
而且他知道那件凶器 And he knew about the murder weapon.
他知道 但他拿不出来 对吗 He knew about it, couldn't produce it though, could he?
他说他把凶器在史坦顿岛渡轮码头扔掉了 He said he threw it off the Staten Island Ferry.
是啊 毫无疑问又是个谎言 Yeah, another lie, no doubt.
听着 我承认他是个事后从犯 Look, I'll concede that he was an accessory after the fact.
我不认为那两具尸体 I don't think there's any coincidence
在他表兄的火葬场被销毁 that the bodies were disposed of
仅仅是个巧合 at his cousin's crematorium,
但我不相信他就是我们要找的凶手 but I refuse to believe he's our killer.
那你当时就应该跟我去分局 Then you should've come with me to the precinct
而不是试图挖掘更多NYOOPI的黑料 instead of trying to dig up more dirt on NYOOPI.
是的 确实 Yes, I should have.
但我找到了我想要的东西 Found what I need, though.
-什么意思 -我的意思是 - What do you mean? - I mean,
明天此时 NYOOPI就将不复存在了 this time tomorrow, NYOOPI will be no more.
不管怎样 梵提诺以前曾是位大学校队投手 For what it's worth, Fontino was a college pitcher.
没错 可那是45年前的事了 Yes, he was. That was 45 years ago.
现在他是个患有椎间盘突出的退休人员 Now he's a retiree with a herniated disc
而且双手都有关节炎 and arthritis in both hands.
他连把凶器举过头顶 I mean, he'd have trouble lifting the murder weapon
都很难办到 above his head,
更别说狠狠地 let alone swinging it hard enough
把人砸得血沫能飞溅到对面房间的墙上了 to send blood flying across the room.
就是那个声音 That was the sound.
什么 What?
那声巨响 A bang.
卡特的邻居说他们那晚听到了不小的动静 Carter's neighbors said they heard a noise that night,
一声巨响 a bang.
谢谢你过来 斯皮维先生 Thanks for coming in, Mr. Spivey.
我不明白又找我来干什么 I don't understand why I'm here again.
关于梵提诺教练的事 我上次给证词的时候 When I gave my statement about Coach Fontino,
我的律师说应该完事了 my lawyer said that would be it.
是完事了 你今天什么也不用说 He's right, you don't have to say anything today.
我只是好奇 I'm just curious,
你知道你投的最糟的一球是哪次吗 do you know what the worst pitch you ever threw was?
去年的附加赛上放弃了一个二垒安打 gave up a two-run double in the playoffs last year.
挂了个曲线球 Hung a curve.
其实是你抛出凶器的那次 Actually, it was when you flung the murder weapon
就在你犯下的双重谋杀的现场 from the scene of the double homicide you committed.
卡特·吉普森的两名邻居 Two of Carter Gibson's neighbors
在他和弗雷德被害那晚听到了这样的一声巨响 heard a bang like that the night he and Fred Kirby were killed.
他们以为是车回火了 They thought it was a car backfiring.
我们原本怀疑可能是枪响 We wondered if maybe it was a gunshot.
结果发现是一次完美的撞击的声音 Turns out, it was the sound of a perfect strike.
你在现场留下了痕迹 You left tracks at the scene.
带血的脚印从卡特的门口 Bloody footprints from Carter's door
走到了你教练的车上 to your coach's car.
似乎很合理 你应该把凶器 Stood to reason you took the murder weapon
和尸体一起带走了 along with the bodies.
可你没有 Only you didn't.
你把它扔进了 You threw it 245 feet
75米外的垃圾箱 into that Dumpster.
非常惊人 It's pretty impressive.
可我说了 那是你人生最糟的一次投球 But like I said, it was the worst pitch of your life.
那上面布满了两名死者的血 The blood of both victims and your fingerprints
和你的指纹 are all over it.
发生了什么 What happened?
你以为听到了有人来的声音吗 Did you think you heard someone coming?
你慌了 然后就尽全力扔了出去 You panicked, threw it as far as you could?
我要找我的律师 谢谢 I'd like my lawyer now, please.
夏洛克 Sherlock?
你叫我下来就为了这个吗 为了我给咱俩报名 Is that why you called me down here,
加入NYOOPI的事再损我一次 to troll me again for enrolling us in NYOOPI?
要给你扣一分 因为观察技能欠缺 Gonna mark you down a point for poor observational skills.
看仔细点 Look more closely.
ESOOPI "ESOOPI"?
我今早跟NYOOPI的主席谈过了 I spoke to NYOOPI President Louis Garmendia this morning.
他同意关停组织 He has agreed to shutter the organization,
正如我预料的那样 as I predicted he would.
不过 就像凤凰会重生 But, like a phoenix rising from the dung heap,
一个新的组织诞生顶替了它的位子 a new trade organization has been born to take its place:
ESOOPI ESOOPI.
帝国私人侦探社 The Empire State Order of Private Investigators.
之前纽约社的所有成员 All members of the former NYOOPI
都可以继续留任 will be allowed to stay on.
加门迪亚先生也将继续担任主席 And Mr. Garmendia will be retaining his position as president.
你之前说纽约社将不复存在了就是这个意思吗 Is that what you meant when you said NYOOPI would be no more?
到底重点是什么 So what's the point?
现在有个组织将颁发金星 Now there's a group that's gonna be handing out
而不是银星了 gold stars instead of silver ones?
不 什么也不会发 No. Nothing will be handed out.
金星和被列入组织网站名录的机会 Gold stars and a listing on the group's all-important Web site
将会被 will be earned
完成了我亲自设计的课程的人获得 by members who complete a course of my own design.
是强制性的 不是可选的 It's compulsory, not optional.
你真觉得1200个缴纳会费的会员 You really think 1,200 dues-paying members
会乖乖坐着完成课程 are gonna sit still for that?
我觉得他们没得选 I don't believe they're gonna have a choice.
我昨天花了一整天 I spent all of yesterday
仔细研究了他们加入时同意遵守的条款 poring over the bylaws that they agreed to when they joined;
纽约社不仅有权更改组织名和标准 NYOOPI is more than allowed to change its name and its standards.
而且任何不重视 And any members that don't appreciate
这种对细节的关注的人 that kind of attention to detail
都要学习 will learn to.
否则他们就将丧失会员资格 Or they'll forfeit their membership.
那是... Is that...?
测试 是的 The test, yes.
我想着你应该很荣幸作为帝国社的 I thought you would be honored to be the first ESOOPI member
第一个成员来试着完成它 to attempt it.
「列出三种适当的方式 来判断 "List three suitable methods for determining the age
哪哪哪的粪便沉积的年份」 of a fecal deposit on a..."
这是第一个问题吗 This is the first question?
限时两小时 华生 Two hours, Watson.
让我骄傲点 Make me proud.