《我们的生活》前情回顾 Previously on This Is Us...
我觉得你这辈子都没体会过 I'm not sure you've ever experienced anything real
什么叫真实 your entire life.
我们该走了 And that's our cue to leave.
我们的女主角一个月前消失了 Our lead actress vanished a month ago,
人间蒸发了 off the face of the planet.
你爱上她了 You got involved with her.
你和我戏里提名托尼奖的大明星上床了 You slept with the Tony-nominated star of my play
你把一切都毁了 and ruined everything.
是啊 我和你也睡过 Yeah, well, you know, I slept with you, too.
可一切都还好好的 It didn't ruin anything.
只不过要花上十年时间治疗 Yeah, only ten years of therapy.
丽贝卡觉得 Rebecca thinks that
如果我们有了小孩 我们的生活就完了 if we have kids, our lives are gonna be over.
她说得对 哥们 She's right, pal.
我喜欢我们的生活 I love our life.
我很怕会有改变 And I'm scared of changing it,
事实是 每当我闭上眼 'Cause the truth is when I close my eyes
想象我们的未来... and I think about our future...
我看见我们在带孩子 杰克 I see us with kids, Jack.
是啊 Yeah.
威廉·希尔 我爱你 而你离开了 William Hill, I loved you and you left.
现在不管你剩下多少时间 Now I'd like to spend whatever time
我都要和你一起度过 you have remaining together.
你愿意吗 Would you?
爸爸 爷爷是同性恋 至少是双性恋 Dad, grandpa's gay, or at least bi.
你说啥 What's that now?
我生命中唯独不能没有的... The one thing I cannot live without
是你 is you.
你去哪儿了 你说 Where were you? Just say it.
我说了 别他妈多管闲事 I told you, it's none of your damn business!
爸 爸 Dad! Dad!
放开她 Leave her alone.
杰克 没关系 你回房间去 Jack, it's okay. Go back to your room now.
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你想逞强吗 杰克 This your big moment, Jack?
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觉得自己是个大男人了 You think you got it in you?
翻译: 小应子 小尼克 Alex capitaljack Q家小A
你们这对母子真是一路货色 Two of yous deserve one another.
翻译: 兔牙Bobby猫 校对: 兔牙Bobby猫 红枫
时间轴: 风吹来的那片云
后期: 宝宝 总监： 红枫Gabriel
妈 Mom.
向我保证 你不会变成他那样 Promise me you'll never be like him.
你向我保证 You promise me.
房屋出租
杰克 我好喜欢 Jack, I love it.
我们需要一间次卧给宝宝用 对吧 We need a second bedroom for the baby, right?
婴儿床可以放在这里 Okay, crib can go right here.
也可以放在那里 Or maybe it can go right there.
我是不是筑巢本能爆发了 Am I nesting right now?
医生就说可能会不自主地这样 'Cause they told me I would start nesting.
是啊 Yeah.
这个房子我们租得起吗 Can we even afford this place?
中介是不是说一个月两百美金 Didn't that guy say it was $200 a month?
我知道这种双卧房型 Look, I know that it's more expensive
比一体式房型要贵 但是你喜欢 than their one bedrooms, but you like--
-你喜欢对不对 -对 - you like it, right? - Yeah.
那就好 因为我已经把第一月房租 Okay, that's good, because I already put
最后一月房租和保证金都交了 first, last and security deposit.
-什么 -没错 - What? - Yeah.
杰克 Jack!
-杰克 -没错 我已经付了 - Jack! - Yeah, yeah. I already did it.
终于到这一刻了 So is, is this the moment?
你是不是会告诉我们 Is this, is this when we find out
宝宝是男孩还是女孩 if we're-we're having a boy or a girl?
等等 出什么事了 施耐德医生 Wait, what's wrong, Dr. Schneider?
要是我告诉你们 怀的是双胞胎 What would you guys say if I told you
你们会怎么说 you were having twins?
这个... Well, I...
-我会说你在骗我们 -是的 - I'd say you're lying. - Yeah.
怎么会... Wha--?
我确实骗了你们 I am.
好吧 Oh, okay.
怀的是三胞胎 You're having triplets.
跟年轻夫妇说他们怀了三胞胎总是有点尴尬 Never fun telling a young couple they're having three babies
他们只做好了迎接一个宝宝的准备 and not just the one they were ready for.
是啊 Yeah.
三胞胎 Triplets.
三胞胎总让人头疼 Always a headache with triplets.
真庆幸你是他们的医生 不是我 Just glad they're your patients, not mine.
我们的生活 第一季 第十一集
快推辆急救车来 I need a crash cart, now!
来了 让开 来了 Coming through! Out of the way, coming through.
让开 Moving out.
当心点 Watch your back.
快点 快点 Let's go. Let's go.
快点 他要不行了 快点 Let's go, we're losing him. Let's go!
不好意思 I'm sorry.
你知道412病房在哪里吗 Do you know where room 412 is?
好的 我一直在这里打转 Oh, okay. I keep getting turned around in here.
我不远万里飞过来想给你个惊喜 This is what I get for flying across the country
结果却落得这个下场 to surprise you.
你活下来了 别抱怨了 You're alive. Stop complaining.
不 我又累又暴躁 No, I'm tired. I am cranky.
如果我打个喷嚏 And I have a straw
插在我小弟弟上方的管子 stuck so far up my junk that I could whistle
就能欢快地流出尿了 "Don't Worry Be Happy" if I sneezed.
我怎么才能让你好受点呢 What can I do to make you feel better?
我需要你把门锁上 爬到我身上来 I need you to lock that door and climb up here.
快点 Come on.
-上来 快点 -不 不行 - Get up here, come on. - No, I can't.
你刚心脏病发作 You just had a heart attack.
不 我是心律不齐 No, I had arrhythmia.
听起来就不是什么严重的病 An arrhythmia doesn't even sound serious, all right?
小病而已 It's harmless.
就像是 "为什么那个白人舞跳得那么差" Like, "Hey, what-- hey, why is that white guy such an awful dancer?"
"别管他 他是心律不齐" "Oh, don't mind him. He has arrhythmia."
我绝不会在医院里爬到你身上的 I'm not mounting you in a hospital.
快点 求你了 Come on, please.
-托比 -至少给我挠挠... - Toby. - At least do that thing where you tickle my--
抱歉 莱切特护士 I apologize, Nurse Ratchet.
她太饥渴了 She's insatiable.
总不满足 She can't get enough.
过来 亲我一下 It's-- come on, give me a kiss.
你是在挑衅啊 You're belligerent.
好了 很好 All right. Oh, nice.
我弄到你身上了吗 抱歉 Did I get something on you? I'm sorry.
没有 我想要你到我身上来 No, a little something on me.
-不行 不行 -亲我一下 - No. No. - Give me a kiss.
给我一个麦片味的吻 Give me an oatmeal kiss.
你冷静点 You need to calm down.
我说真的 我说真的 I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding.
-我之前从没这么做过 -我... - I've never done that before. - I'm...
早上好 Good morning.
真是个美好的早上啊 It is a good morning, right?
都起得很早 Early risers.
你们还记得斯隆吗 You remember Sloane,
她是个杰出的天才剧作家 the brilliant, genius playwright;
也是不过圣诞节的犹太人 also the Jew who crashed Christmas.
我很高兴能过来做客 Thank you guys so much for having me.
我叫的车正等在外面... This is-- there is an Uber here, he's outside, uh...
-我先走了 再见 -再见 - Okay. Bye. - Bye.
亲爱的 我知道你在想什么 Sweetheart. I know what you're thinking.
你在想 You're thinking,
"凯文 这里可不是供你约会的廉价旅馆" "Kevin, this is not a flophouse that you use for your dates."
我保证 不会再有下一次了 好吗 Duly noted. It won't happen again. Okay?
跟你说明一下 I want you to know that.
你可能还会想 Also, you're probably thinking
我和共事的戏剧编剧睡在一起 that me sleeping with the writer of a play that I'm producing
可能最后会很难收场吧 is probably going to end up blowing up in my face, right?
"我想的都被他说中了呢" Hmm, I'm on fire this morning.
但我们娱乐界 But we artists don't have, you know,
不存在普通的工作关系 normal professional relationships.
我们称这种关系为... We have what I like to call--
听好了 "娱乐伙伴关系" wait for it-- "Artnerships."
好吧 Oh. Okay.
你瞧见了吗 我将"伙伴关系" You see what I did? I took "partnership"--
加了"娱乐"二字 我听懂了 Without the "P." Yep, I followed it.
你明白了吗 威廉 You follow it, William?
我在努力 I'm trying.
威廉 我们来谈谈你吧 William, let's get you involved.
《初学者》后来是怎么演的 How is the, uh, how is the sequel to Beginners going?
那是克里斯托弗·普卢默几年前的电影 It's a Christopher Plummer movie that came out a few years ago
讲述了一个晚年出柜的男人 about a guy late in life who comes out of the closet.
我这么说是因为你现在是同性恋了 I say that because you're gay now.
我不是现在才同性恋 I'm not gay now.
我一直都是既喜欢女人 也喜欢男人 I've always loved both women and men.
很多艺术家都认为 And, you know, a lot of artists believe
性取向不是固定的 而是流动的 sexuality isn't fixed, as it is fluid.
什么是流动的 What's fluid?
原来你生父只是半同性恋 Oh, your bio-Daddy's only half gay, it turns out.
点心 我刚才想着要吃点心呢 Uh, dim sum. I was thinking about getting dim sum.
不 我今晚不在家 我和杰西出去 Oh, no, I won't be home tonight-- I'm going out with Jessie.
他要和杰西出去 这是约炮的节奏啊 Yeah, he's going out with Jesse. Bow-chick-a-bow...
-我可以改期 -不 不 - I could always reschedule. - No, no, no.
没关系 完全没问题 It's fine. It's all good.
你和杰西去干你们的事 Uh, you and Jessie do your thing.
汤饺没你的份了 No soup dumplings for you!
现在感觉这间卧室实在太小了 This bedroom feels so much smaller now.
我没想过要养三个宝宝 I didn't want to nest for three.
我只做了养一个娃的准备 I only wanted to nest for one.
-我知道 -三个孩子怎么 - I know. - How are three kids
在一间卧室里长大 supposed to grow up in one bedroom?
我...我们怎么在没有电梯的公寓里 I... How are we even going to get strollers
推着婴儿车上下六楼 up and down the stairs of a sixth-floor walkup?
我们得去把押金拿回来 We have to get our security deposit back.
拿不回来 我试过了 We can't. I tried.
我去问问 Well, I could ask.
他们态度坚决 They were pretty firm about it.
我可以哭 I could cry.
我哭过了 I did.
没用 Didn't work.
宝贝 听着 我们冷静一下好吗 Look, babe, look, let's not overreact, okay?
我们好好想想办法 L-Let's just figure this out.
想着以后要和我妈一起吃午餐 Of all days to be having lunch with my mother.
等她听说我们要带着三胞胎 Wait until she hears that we're living in a two-bedroom,
住在公寓六楼的两居室里 sixth-floor walkup with triplets.
那副高高在上和指责的样子就让我受不了 The condescension and the judgment. Oh!
-小贝 别这样 -我懂 她没那么糟 - Oh, Bec, come on... - I know, I know, I know. She's not that bad.
我消极攻击的母亲跟你家暴的父亲相比 My passive-aggressive mother's nothing compared
根本不算什么 我明白 杰克 to your abusive father-- I get it, Jack.
上帝 Jesus.
我很心烦 I am upset.
孕期的激素水平又让我情绪化 And I'm hormonal.
-我知道 -我体内... - I know. - And I have...
住着三个人 three human beings living inside of me.
这我知道了 So I've heard.
-你真去哭过了吗 -是啊 - You really tried crying? - Oh, yeah.
痛哭流涕... Just full waterworks...
像个小男孩一样 like a little boy.
我们的押金拿不回来了 We're not getting the security deposit back.
不过我会想出办法来的 But I'm gonna figure something out.
好吗 Okay?
会的 我会有办法的 I will. I will figure something out.
好的 Right.
比起这些杂志 我更希望 I would much rather you get in this tub with me
你和我一起泡个澡 than these magazines.
威廉和杰西的事为什么这么困扰我 Why am I so thrown by William and Jessie?
我们要换成聊这事了吗 Oh, we're doing that instead, then?
我到底有什么毛病 贝丝 I mean, what the hell is wrong with me, Beth?
我是恐同症吗 Am I homophobic?
你不是恐同症 You are not homophobic.
你怎么知道 Well, how do you know?
因为你人很好 Because you're good,
你思想开明 这就是原因 and you're open-minded, that's why.
而且你处得最好的同事就是同性恋 Plus, your favorite coworker is gay.
-基思不是同性恋 -真的吗 - Keith's not gay. - Really?
他不是 他是法国籍的加拿大人 No, he's French Canadian.
是挺容易让人误会的 It's confusing.
-天啊 -好吧 如果我不恐同 - Damn. - All right, if I'm not homophobic,
那为什么每次威廉讲到杰西时 then why does it make me feel so weird
我都听着很不舒服 every time William talks about Jessie.
因为你以为自己慢慢开始了解他了 Because you thought you were getting to know him.
但这事无疑冒出了个难题 And this, admittedly, is a curveball.
是啊 还是个同性恋的大难题 It is. It's a big, gay curveball.
你不如去了解一下杰西 You know, why don't you just... try to get to know Jessie--
也许会让你好受点 maybe you'll feel better, you know?
下次他来接威廉 好好跟他聊聊 Next time he comes to pick up William, actually talk to him.
这样以后苔丝和安妮带男朋友回家 It'll give you good practice for when Tess and Annie
你也就有经验了 start to bring boyfriends home.
我不喜欢你这例子 I hate that sentence.
-或者女朋友 -那还好些 - Or girlfriends. - I prefer that.
我说了吧 你不恐同 See? Not homophobic.
你想知道我是什么性取向吗 Now, you want to know what my sexual preference is?
我想让你一起下来 For you to get your ass
洗个鸳鸯浴 in this tub.
贝丝 我没办法一下子就性奋起来啊 I can't just turn it on like that, Beth.
-兰德尔 -好吧 - Randall. - Okay.
好吧 All right.
你手上的牌输了 就要脱掉件衣服 You have to take off a piece of clothing if you lose the hand.
不然怎么叫脱衣扑克 It's called strip poker for a reason.
这不公平 That doesn't seem fair.
又不是我定的规矩 I didn't make up the rules.
-你不是吧 -我只穿了一件 ‭- Really? - Hey, I only have one piece of clothing
所以还是你吃香啦 to take off, so you'd be fine.
我要看你的牌 我赌一个布丁 I see your applesauce, and I raise you a pudding.
我不喜欢爱开玩笑的医生 I hate funny doctors.
我知道 I know.
好了 医生 我们俩是真感情 Okay, Doc, it has been real.
我们度过了一些美好时光 We've had some good times.
也度过了一些不愉快的日子 We've had some bad times.
还有你在我小弟弟上插了管子的时光呢 We even had that time you stuck a tube up my junk.
不如你把这些都拆掉吧 So how about you say you get me out of this dump?
我喜欢这家伙 I love this guy.
-先说下正经事 -好吧 - But let's get serious for a minute. - Okay.
托比 我们植入支架后 做了些检查 Toby, after we installed the stent, we ran some tests.
你心律不齐是由轻微的心房中隔缺损引起的 The arrhythmia was caused by a minor septal defect,
也就是说在你两个心室中间 which means there's a very small hole
有一个小洞 between two of the heart's chambers.
这种情况 有的人会选择 Now some people may choose, uh,
不去修复小洞 靠药物来治疗 not to repair the hole, and treat it with medication.
但是我强烈建议你去动手术 But I strongly suggest surgery.
我跟你解释下手术细节吧 Let me explain to you exactly what's going on.
虽然这是个大型手术 Although this is a more serious surgery,
不过我在这方面有很多手术经验 I've performed it many times.
开胸进入心脏 用利尿剂让你稳定下来 We go in and stabilize you with diuretics,
然后修复中隔缺损 and then repair the septal defect.
-车子不错 -谢谢 - Hey, nice wheels. - Appreciate it.
想过把它卖了吗 Ever think about selling it?
每天都想 但今天算了 朋友 Every day. But not today, pal.
-老板 -皮尔森 - Hey, boss. - Hey, Pearson.
你有事要找我吗 Yeah. Uh... You needed to see me?
是啊 是 兄弟们 两分钟就好 Yeah. Yeah. Hey, uh, fellas, two minutes.
给我两分钟 吉米 快出去 Give me two minutes, Jimmy. Get out here.
拜托 去喝杯咖啡 Come on, get a cup of coffee.
厨房的水槽 So, kitchen sink,
还有橱柜周末后就会到 uh, cabinets are going in after the weekend.
一起送过来的 It's coming together, though.
目前一切进展顺利吧 Shaping up really nice, don't you think?
这是个赔钱坑 能出问题的地方 It's a pit. Everything that can go wrong
都会出问题 with this place goes wrong.
这鬼地方会搞得我破产的 This hellhole's gonna bankrupt me.
你什么事呢 What do you need?
时机好像不对 Probably bad timing.
皮尔森 你找我 我就来了 到底什么事 Pearson, you called, I came. What's up?
我和我老婆发现我们要生三胞胎了 Uh... Wife and I found out we're having triplets.
真遗憾 Ooh. I'm sorry.
不不不 这 这是个好消息 No, no, no. I-It's an exciting thing.
对谁来说 For who?
总之 我... Look. Anyhow, I, uh...
我需要加薪 I need a raise.
我努力工作 我一直为你尽心尽力 I'm a hard worker. I've done good work for you.
我总是... 我从来没让你失望 I've always... I've always... I've never let you down.
只是为了养活三胞胎... You know, it's just, with triplets, uh...
好吧 我给你涨到每年一万七千美元 Okay. I'll bump you to 17k a year.
我需要更多 I need more.
涨了百分之十 It's a ten percent raise.
你已经是我最贵的工头了 见好就收吧 You're already my highest-paid foreman. Don't push.
修整好这个鬼地方 我好卖了 And finish this hellhole so I can sell it.
好的 Yeah.
对于三胞胎的事 我表示遗憾 I'm sorry about the triplets.
好的 Yeah.
拜托 Please.
求你再待一段时间 Please, just stay a little bit longer.
不 No.
我没时间了 My time is up.
我们以后再见 I'll see you sooner than later.
关灯 Blackout.
剧终 End of play.
开灯 And lights up.
有人想... Anyone gonna... you know.
没什么想说的 Nothing.
罗恩 有那么糟吗 Ron? Was it that bad?
我不得不说 当奥利维亚消失之后 I have to say, when Olivia disappeared,
凯文决定自己出资拍这部戏 and Kevin decided to self-finance this play,
和写这部剧的女人演对手戏 opposite the girl who wrote it,
我对自己说 "罗恩 老家伙 I said to myself, "Ron, old boy,
你拿了三次托尼奖 就落得这个下场 you've won three Tony Awards, and here you are,
导演一部失败的情景喜剧演员 directing a failed sitcom actor's
有钱没处花的作品" vanity project."
但是你还有想说的吗 But there-- but there's more?
-或者... 还有想说的 -很好 - Or is... there's more. - ‭Oh, good.
不过现在 我得承认... But now, I have to admit...
你们两个在一起的感觉很好 you two are great together.
你很诚实 你很真实 You're honest, you're, you're raw.
我认为你们两个人能做成 I think you two can pull this off.
当然 Yeah.
好了 各位 Okay, everybody.
休息15分钟 然后完成拍第一幕 Take 15. We'll do act one when we come back.
我们很真实 过来 We're real. Get over here.
天呐 这感觉真好 God, that felt good.
很真实 感情强烈 It's raw, it's intense.
更不用说... Not to mention... hello?
你看见这个了吗 斯隆 Did you see this, Sloane?
看见了 Yeah.
我简直太爱这张海报 I freaking love that poster.
我什么时候也有颧骨了 Since when do I have cheekbones?
《鸡蛋的背面》
走 我们去喝咖啡 Come on. Let's go get a coffee.
我们走 Come on. Come on.
-凯文 我能问你点事吗 -当然 - Kevin, can I ask you something? - Yeah. ‭
虽然我的女权主义思想 I... even though every feminist bone
会极力反对... in my body will stop talking to me...
怎么了 What's up?
我们这算什么 What are we doing?
我们是喜欢彼此 Like, do we like each other?
还是我们只是炮友 Are we just sleeping together?
因为如果我们只是炮友 那... Because if we're just sleeping together, that's...
那完全没关系 that's totally fine.
我是说 因为我还是不敢相信 I... I mean, 'cause I can't, like, totally process
你这样的人会和我上床 所以... that someone like you would sleep with me, so...
这话是什么意思 Whoa, what does that even mean?
我不明白这什么意思 I don't understand what that means.
听着 是这样的 我喜欢你 Listen, here's the thing. I like you.
好吗 Okay?
非常喜欢 我喜欢和你上床 A lot. I like sleeping with you.
我喜欢你风趣幽默 I-I like the fact that you're, you're funny,
才华横溢 and you're brilliant,
即使你来自长岛 even though you're from Long Island.
来自长岛怎么了 What's wrong with being from Long Island?
不知道 I don't know.
我听其他纽约人拿长岛开涮 It's just, I've heard other New Yorkers slam it,
所以我是想合群点 so I wanted to try to fit in.
关键是我不知道我们是什么关系 The point is I don't know what we are. Okay?
这是实话 That's the truth.
我不知道我怎么看待我俩的关系 I don't know what I think we are.
我只是很开心不管是什么关系 I just know that I like the fact that
反正是一种关系 there's a "we" for us to talk about.
我也是 Me, too.
你们俩在一起很搭嘛 Well, don't you two look cute together?
我回来了 I'm back.
我的天 奥利维亚 Oh, my God, Olivia.
你怎么来了 The hell are you doing here?
你的头发怎么了 And what have you done with your hair?
我改变了一下外在 I made a physical change
好配得上我的内在 to match the spiritual one.
你对我说了很多 凯文 Look, you said a lot of things to me, Kevin.
你说我无情 但比无情更糟 I mean, you told me I was cruel. But worse than cruel...
我活得不真实 不过你说得对 inauthentic. But you were right.
所以我离开了一阵子 试着去寻找真实 So I went away for a while to try to find some authenticity.
我成功了 知道吗 我找到了 And I did it, okay? I found it.
我在犹他州的盐滩和一个萨满制作了"死藤水" I did ayahuasca with a shaman in the Salt Flats of Utah.
能引发幻觉的植物饮料
我和堪萨斯大草原上的郊狼一起对月嚎叫 I howled at the moon with the prairie coyotes of Kansas.
我和缅因州捕龙虾的渔夫一起钓鱼 I fished with the lobstermen of Maine.
一个月里你做了这么多事 I mean, you did all that in a month?
可现在 我回来了 But, look, I'm back now,
我比以往都好多了 and I am better than ever.
不论是对那部剧 For the play,
还是对你 and for you.
我希望我们能在一起 I want us to be together.
好吗 我变了 Okay? I've changed.
我准备好投入一段真正的感情了 I'm, I'm ready for something real.
抱歉 奥利维亚 Sorry, Olivia,
可是我们正在交往 but... we're dating now.
你消失后 Life goes on
-生活还在继续 -是啊 - after you disappear. - Yeah.
奥利维亚 Olivia?
罗恩 Ron.
上帝 Oh, my God.
我的上帝啊 Oh, my God. ‭
感谢上帝 你不在时 我们都完蛋了 Thank God. We were dead without you.
多久才能进行手术 Well, how soon can you operate?
如果你们愿意 可以把他安排到明早 Well, we can get him in tomorrow morning, if you're willing.
我有时间给你们做手术 Look, I can get you into my schedule,
但你们现在就得表态 but you've got to commit now.
真是风一样的男子 Wow. Speed Racer, over here.
没事的 医生 It's, uh, it's okay, Doc.
还是算了吧 我不做 I think I'll pass. ‭No.
怎么会没事 我们得谈谈 It's not okay. And we need to talk about this.
我们... 没什么好谈的 Uh, we-- There's nothing to talk about, all right?
他说药物治疗也是一种办法 所以... He said medication was an option, so.
托比 Toby.
我就不打扰你们了 I'll leave you two alone.
这是个严肃的问题 This is serious.
你可能因此而丧命 And this could kill you.
是啊 手术也可能要了我的命 Yeah. And so could surgery.
好吧 你在耍小孩子脾气 Uh... ‭Okay. You're being a child.
小孩子脾气 好吧 Oh, wow. A child? Okay.
-好 -行吧 - All right. ‭- Okay.
怎么 好了 好了 What? Oh. Oh, okay. All right.
你去哪 Where you going?
不知道 I don't know.
我现在不想朝一个患心脏病的人嚷嚷 I don't feel like yelling at man with a heart condition right now.
是心律不齐 It's an arrhythmia.
这是一种病 It's a condition.
如果你不考虑治疗 你就是个傻瓜 And you are an idiot if you don't think about repairing it.
我轻声细语地 Said gently and carefully,
对一个可以通过手术 to the man who has a heart condition
治好心脏问题的人说 that can surgically be treated.
天啊 God...
成家育儿是个错误吗 A mistake to start a family?
真是个糟糕的主意 This is such a bad idea.
可我们会搞定所有问题 Uh, but we'll figure everything out.
-只不过 -你好 - It's just, it's-- - ‭Hello.
您好 请问您需要什么 Hi. ‭What can I get you?
凯撒沙拉 Uh, Caesar salad,
不加调料 不要凤尾鱼 no dressing, no anchovies.
夏敦埃酒 要最干的 Uh, Chardonnay, your driest one,
再拿个烟灰缸 and an ashtray.
您呢 女士 And for you, Miss?
-我要... -给她来份一样的 - Um, I'll have... - ‭Oh, she'll have the same.
不过不要酒 要一杯可乐 Uh, but no wine. Just a Coke.
健怡可乐 Diet Coke.
谢谢 Thank you.
妈妈 你能别在餐桌上吸烟吗 Mom, c-can you not smoke the cigarettes at the table, please?
丽贝卡 别书上说什么你就信什么 Rebecca, stop believing every single thing you read.
这没关系的 ‭It's fine.
-请你灭了行吗 -好吧 好吧 - Can you put it out, please? - Okay. Okay.
谢谢了 Thank you.
杰克又是这样 So, Jack does it again.
他无法对你们的孩子负责 The man can't even get you pregnant responsibly.
别说了 Stop it.
一个杂务工还养三胞胎 A handyman with triplets.
真有他的 Just perfect.
他不是杂务工 He's not a handyman.
他是个建筑包工头 He's a construction foreman.
他做得已经很好了 And he does very well for himself.
还不够好 至少在这事上还不够 Not well enough. Not for this.
他负担不起三个孩子 He cannot support three children.
而且你们也没法在一套没电梯的 And you can't raise three children
两居室里抚养三个孩子 in a two bedroom walk-up.
妈妈 我不想坐在这里 Mother, I'm not gonna sit here
-听你说这些了 -什么 等等 - and listen to you. - What? No.
-不听了 我走了 -对 你是不用听 - I'm not. I'm gonna leave. - Yeah. You don't have to,
因为你心里早就意识到这一点 because you know it already.
你准备怎么办 What are you gonna do?
我不知道 I don't know.
没关系 Well, it's okay.
因为我有办法 Because I do.
杰西 快进来 Jesse! Come in.
兰德尔 Randall.
很高兴见到你 Good to see you.
威廉 杰西来了 William! Jesse's here.
我马上下来 I'll be down in a minute.
他马上下来 He'll be down in a minute.
好的 Yes.
先进来吧 杰西 Uh, well, come on in, Jesse.
-我们可以互相了解一下 -好的 - We can get to know each other a little. - ‭Okay, uh...
-我给你拿点喝的吧 -好 - Can I offer you a drink? - Sure.
我有一瓶上等日本威士忌 You know, I've got this great Japanese whiskey
不过突然想起来喝酒会上瘾 that you would definitely not be interested in
你肯定是不感兴趣 也可能让你兴致大增 on account of being an addict, or you'd be too interested.
不管怎样 你都不能喝 Either way, you can't have it.
我收回刚刚的提议 I rescind my offer.
我没事 谢谢 I'm fine, thank you.
请坐 Have a seat, please.
-坐那儿吗 -是的 这是... - Just there? - ‭Sure. It's, uh...
真舒服 Nice.
真是... That's...
-对了... -你说 - So, um... - ‭Yeah.
你和威廉是在哪认识的 Uh, where did you and William meet?
-约炮软件上 -约炮软件 - Tinder. - ‭Tinder.
没想到威廉还懂这些... Surprised William even know anything a...
-你在开玩笑 -是的 - You're kidding. ‭- I am.
我们在互助会上认识的 We met at our meeting.
没错 ‭Yes.
你真有趣 You're very funny.
我知道我爸为什么喜欢你了 I can see why my father likes you.
一个男人最性感的地方就是他的幽默感 Sexiest thing about a man is his sense of humor.
我自己喝点日本威士忌可以吗 Would it be okay if I had some of that Japanese whiskey?
你介意吗 不会吗 Will you mind? No?
和你聊得很开心 兰德尔 Oh, well... very nice chatting with you, Randall.
谢谢 杰...西 Thanks, Jess... ie.
杰西 Jessie.
兰德尔 今天我在杰西家睡 Randall, I'll be staying at Jessie's tonight.
留那过夜吗 好吧 Wow, staying over? Okay.
你带化疗药吗 Um, you got your chemo meds?
没带的话 我可以上楼帮你拿 I can bring it down for you, if you like.
不用了 兰德尔 我都带好了 I'm fine, Randall. I have everything I need.
你明天回来吗 Are you coming back tomorrow?
也许吧 Probably.
到时候看情况吧 We'll, we'll play it by ear.
再见 See you later.
行 可以 再... All right. Very cool. I'll see you, see you...
托比 Toby. ‭
你发的短信什么意思 What's with the text?
我打算做了 Uh, I'm gonna do it.
做什么 Do what?
手术 一小时后 The surgery, in an hour.
我想要你知道这个消息 I wanted you to be informed,
但是又不想吓着你 but, uh, I didn't want you to freak out.
好吧 所以你发的短信全用大写吗 O-Okay. Is that why you texted me in all caps,
"快回来 紧急情况" 还发了个哭脸 "Get back here ASAP, 911! Crying face"?
是啊 可在最早的版本里 Yeah. The original version of that text had,
是有十个哭脸的 我有点太紧张了 like, ten more crying faces. I'm a little stressed out.
你为什么不先跟我商量一下 Well, why didn't we talk this through?
因为我不想这样 我想现在就做 Because I-I-I didn't want to because I had to do it now
否则我会临阵脱逃的 or else I was gonna chicken out.
还有...天啊 And, uh, God,
就这么跟你说吧 我讨厌辛格医生 I hate Dr. Singh, I'll tell you that much.
姓名 Name?
-托比·达蒙 -出生地 - Uh, Toby Damon. - ‭Place of birth?
棕榈泉 我讨厌手术 我讨厌手术这个词 Palm Springs. I hate surgery. I hate the word surgery.
我讨厌外科医生 I hate, I hate surgeons.
我讨厌鲟鱼 I hate sturgeon, the fish,
因为它发音很像"外科医生" 'cause it sounds like "Surgeons."
我要紧张死了 God, I'm freaking out.
-深呼吸 宝贝 -好 - Just breathe, babe. - Yeah.
-好吗 -好 - Okay? - Yeah.
我只是不想让你也紧张 I just don't want you to freak out, okay?
不用担心我紧不紧张 Well, don't worry about me freaking out.
凯特 我要担心这个 Uh, well, I do have to worry about it, Kate,
因为你得知道 我好像爱上你了 because the thing is, is that I'm kind of in love with you...
就是这样 is the thing.
你高兴吗 There, you happy?
一个将死之人向你表白了 You got a dying man to confess his love for you.
你不会死的 You are are not dying.
好吧 那什么玩意 Okay. What is that?
我的天 看看这针管多大 Holy cow, look at the size of that thing.
虽然我是个大块头 但我的天啊 I am a big guy, but jeez.
看这边 我们准备送你进手术室了 Look this way. We're getting ready to take you to prep.
好 你给我注射的什么 Okay. What is in that?
不用担心 没关系的 It's fine, don't worry about it.
快来 亲我一下 Okay, come here, give me a kiss.
好 Ah. ‭Okay.
-注意后面 -好了 - Watch your back. - All right.
我的天 我们走得好快 Oh, my God. We're going so fast.
再见 宝贝 Bye, babe.
刚注射的是什么 What was in that needle?
就是药 Just medicine.
他说他爱我 但我当时没有回应他 And he told me that he loves me and I didn't say it back.
为什么我没说 我也爱他 Why didn't I say it back?
这么好的一个人终于向我表白了 A great guy finally tells me that he loves me,
我没有说我也爱他 因为我不希望这成为 and I couldn't say it back because I didn't want it to be
什么戏剧性的道别 this big dramatic good-bye.
万一他的手术发生了什么不测呢 What if something happens to him when he's in surgery?
听着 凯特 他不会有事的 Listen, Kate, hey, he's gonna be fine.
我不想谈这事了 好吗 I don't want to talk about it anymore, okay?
我叫你们来是转移我注意力的 I brought you guys here to distract me.
你们的表现太糟糕了 And you both are doing a terrible job.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
谁来说点趣事吧 Someone, say an anecdote, uh, s-some...
-好 就是... -做点什么 - Yeah, no. Okay, uh... - Do something.
对了 会计部的辛迪 So, um, oh, Cindy from Accounting
不是总说她只吃无麸质食物吗 says that she's gluten-free, right?
可她昨天竟然带了松饼来 But then yesterday she brings these muffins in
-这明显不...-停 凯文 换你说 - that are clearly not... - Uh, no. Kevin, you're up.
奥利维亚回来了 Um, Olivia is-is back.
有点意思 继续说 Oh, okay. Better. Please proceed.
是吗 就是奥利维亚回来了 Yeah? So, Olivia's back, ‭Yeah.
而且她显然还想继续和我交往 and, uh, she wants to get back together with me, of course,
并且她想在剧中出演女主角 and, uh, she wants to star in the play,
可现在的问题是 我在和斯隆交往 but the only thing is, I'm with Sloane now, you know,
斯隆又是剧中的女主角 and Sloane's starring in the play.
在我自己拍剧 全心入戏时 So, all of this is happening while I'm producing the play,
却发生了这些事 acting in the play.
我想努力维护为这部剧所做的宣传 I'm trying to secure all this publicity for the play,
这是我成年以来 第一次如此认真地 and I'm trying to be taken seriously for the first time
想做好一件事 所以... in my entire adult life, so... ‭Hmm.
那你打算怎么办 Whoa. What are you gonna do?
我不知道 我不... I don't know. I-I don't...
我觉得她俩在剧中的表现都非常棒 I mean, they're both really great in the play.
奥利维亚名气更大些 You know, Olivia is more famous,
但她偶尔会发点神经 but she also might be mentally ill.
没错 True.
但是我觉得她们都很性感 I feel like they're both sexy, though, you know.
是两种不同的风格 对吗 I mean, in different kinds of ways. Right?
斯隆是那种 So, like, Sloane I see as like...
外表乖巧 实则火辣的性感 like hot, librarian sexy.
是吧 而奥利维亚更像是 Right? ‭ whereas, Olivia's more like, you know,
热情的艺术家式的性感 like, uh, intense artist kind of sexy,
两者是不一样的 which is different.
但她英国人的身份 让她自带那种 But she's also British, which makes her
又高冷又热情的性感属性 hot librarian sexy, as well, kind of by default...
我的天 你在逗我吗 Oh, my God, man. Are you kidding me?
-这真是...-怎么了 - This is... - ‭What?
两个漂亮女孩都想和你交往 Two beautiful women wanting to be with you,
-这可不是什么问题 -是啊 - that's not a problem. ‭- Yeah.
你知道什么才是问题吗 You want to know a problem?
就是突然发现你不久人世的生父 A problem is your dying biological father
是个同性恋 suddenly turning gay.
-好吧 -这才是... - Well, hmm. - ‭That's...
-这有什么问题 -我也说不好 - Why is that a problem? - I don't know.
我们简直是一团糟 We are a hot mess, huh?
没错 Yeah.
三个小家伙 Big Three?
-三个小家伙 -三个小家伙 - Big Three. - ‭Big Three.
怎么样 亲爱的 How are you, babe?
不错 挺好的 你呢 I'm good. I'm good. How are you?
挺好的 多谢关心 你在干什么呢 I'm okay, thank you. What are you doing?
处理点事情 Doing stuff.
你知道如果你使劲眯起眼睛 Hey, did you know that if you squint your eyes real hard
看这些银行对账单 and look at this bank statement,
真的能多看出几个零吗 you could actually see some extra zeros?
和你妈妈的午餐吃得怎么样 Hey, how was lunch with your mom?
被批了一通 Uh... judgmental.
没错 Yeah.
但是她 But she, um...
她倒是提到个有趣的想法 she did have kind of an interesting idea.
什么 Yeah?
她提议说或许 She suggested that maybe
等我们的孩子出生后 once we have the kids,
搬过去和他们一起住 We move in with them.
因为他们有大房子 'Cause they have all that space, and, you know,
我们能省点钱 we could save money,
和他们住个一两年 live with them for a year or two.
你是认真的 Oh, oh, you're serious.
亲爱的 你向来受不了你妈的 babe, you-your mother drives you nuts.
你真想带着三个宝宝 You sure you want her standing over
每时每刻听着她对你的挖苦吗 your shoulder every minute with three babies?
我觉的有家人相伴左右 I think it could be nice...
未尝不是件好事 to have family around, you know.
你到底是谁 Who are you?
你对我老婆做了什么 And what have you done with my wife?
杰克 我是认真的 Jack, I'm serious.
-她也是出于好意 -好吧 - She does mean well. - Yeah.
而且我觉得这可能 And I think it could be...
对我们是件好事 good for us.
所以我想试着以开放的心态看待这事 好吗 So I want to try and keep an open mind about it, okay?
好的 Okay.
对了 现在想想 Yeah. You know, now that I think about it,
有件事是你现在就可以 there is one thing you could do
为宝宝们做到的 for the babies, right now.
宝贝 我会弄到三个婴儿床的 Babe, I'm gonna find three cribs.
我想吃一加仑薄荷巧克力脆皮冰淇淋 I need a gallon of mint chocolate chip ice cream.
她总算回来了 There she is.
-没错 -这才是我老婆 - Yeah. - ‭There's my wife.
我回来了 There I am.
-好的 -没事 - Okay. - ‭Okay.
-去吧 -我马上回来 - Go. - I'll be right back.
谢谢 Thank you.
宝贝 我...我忘带钱包了 Babe, I-I forgot my wallet.
你看看 你看看咖啡桌上有没有 Um, did you, um, did you check the coffee table?
好的 我在...梳妆台上找到了 Yeah, it was... it was on the dresser.
好的 找到了就好 Good. Okay, I'm glad you found it.
别忘买一加仑的薄荷巧克力脆皮了 Um, just a gallon of mint chocolate chip, please.
好 我这就去 Yeah, I'm on it.
谢谢你 Thank you.
我马上就回来 I'll be right back.
好的 Okay.
友谊冰淇淋
老爸 Hey, Dad.
你来干什么 What the hell do you want?
我需要借一笔钱 I need to borrow some money.
好吧 你知道 我想说的是 Um, okay, so, you know, I mean,
很明显 我已经认真考虑过这件事了 I've given this a lot of thought, obviously.
然后我... And I, um...
我决定继续让斯隆来出演 I'm keeping Sloane in the play,
因为她真的非常努力 你也知道的 because she's worked really hard, you know,
而且她演得很好 非常棒 and she's good in the play, she's great.
而且 她当时没抛下我们 And, uh, she didn't abandon us.
我信任她 所以我... You know, I trust her, so I'm,
我决定继续让她扮演这个角色 I'm keeping her in the play.
我明白 I understand.
那我们呢 What about us?
我还是会继续和斯隆交往 Yeah. I'm gonna continue to date Sloane,
因为她温柔善良 还很风趣 because she's kind and she's sweet, she's funny.
她很喜欢我 不是吗 She likes me, you know?
而...而且你知道吗 And... and-and you know what?
有时候你必须做出正确的选择 Sometimes you just got to do the right thing.
好吗 你必须做正确的事 Okay? You got to do the right thing,
哪怕这不是你真正想要的 even if it's not what you want.
好吧 Well...
没想到最后会是这个结果 Surprise final act.
祝你好运 Best of luck.
现在我要离开这里 找个完全不认识的人 Now I am gonna go and have incredible sex
来一场无与伦比的性爱 然后当从没见过你 with a complete stranger and forget I ever met you.
这话真狠 So harsh.
我告诉你 刚刚还挺紧张的 I tell you what, that was intense.
也并不怎么有趣 Not a lot of fun. Um...
我觉得我需要去喝一杯 I feel like I need a drink.
你想...你想去什么地方 Do you want to... you want to go somewhere,
和我喝一杯吗 have a drink with me?
随便什么地方 Somewhere?
是这样的 我... You know, I'm, uh...
我今晚想早点休息 I'm just gonna lay low tonight.
明天还有很重要的彩排 It's a big rehearsal tomorrow.
这才是正确的选择 It's the right thing to do.
斯隆 Sloane...
小托 Hey, Tobe.
他们说手术非常成功 They said it went perfectly
而且你很快就会醒过来 and that you're gonna be awake soon.
所以 So...
我也爱你 I love you, too.
只是想告诉你一声 Just an FYI.
这话我只对自己的亲人说过 I've never said that to anyone I wasn't related to.
听着 别被吓到了 Listen, this is scary.
老实说 听起来真有点奇怪 This is all just... scary, honestly.
但是我想和你共度余生 托比 But I want to spend the rest of my life with you, Toby.
如果你...愿意娶我的话 I mean, if you'll... if you'll have me.
如果你穿上性感的护士装 That would've been a lot hotter
那样子肯定会相当火辣 if you were in some kind of, like, sexy nurse's outfit.
你醒来多久了 Uh, how long have you been awake?
大概一小时 About an hour.
-什么 -抱歉 - What? - ‭Uh... Sorry.
-真的 -托比 - Yeah. ‭- Toby.
你说的都是真的吗 Did you mean all that stuff?
太好了 Yeah.
如果这就是你所担心的 I would totally marry you
我发誓我绝对会娶你的 if that's something you're down with.
你愿意吗 You would?
我娶定你了 凯特·皮尔森 I'd marry the hell out of you, Kate Pearson.
是吗 You would?
等等 就这么定了吗 Wait, just like that?
就这么定了 Just like that. ‭
从第一眼见到你 我就决定娶你了 姑娘 It was just like that from the moment I met you, kid.
就好像... 生活开始走上了正轨 All of this is just... life trying to get in the way.
是啊 Yeah.
你回来了 You're back.
是啊 I am.
你觉得我们之间有感情吗 Do you think we've bonded?
从你住进来到现在 Since you moved in.
我想应该是有点的吧 I kind of thought we had.
当然了 Sure.
那为什么你能这么轻易就把我推到一边 Then why is it so easy for you to push me to the side?
我 贝丝还有孩子们 Me, Beth, the girls.
自从杰西回到你的生活中以后 Ever since Jessie came back into your life,
你就好像变得不愿跟我们在一起了 it's like you don't care about spending time with us.
我不是想像个小孩子一样 在嫉妒什么 And I'm not trying to act like some kind of jealous teenager,
或者不同意你谈恋爱 nor deny you your love life, be...
别说了 Stop.
别再给我讲什么关于你猫的故事了 And don't give me some damn story about your cat.
我已经有感觉了 兰道尔 I can feel it now, Randall.
这癌症随时能夺走我的生命 This cancer is coming for me sooner than later.
我能感觉到 I can feel it.
而杰西懂得怎么处理 Now, Jessie can handle it.
他了解这些事 He's seen this stuff.
他一直在为我安排 He's been helping me make arrangements,
带我去最好的政府资助的私人疗养院 taking me to some of the best state-funded nursing homes,
趁我还有口气 替我找告别人世的最佳场所 trying to find a good place to go before this gets really bad.
你在胡说些什么 What are you talking about?
我不想让你们经历这些 兰道尔 I will not put this on you, Randall.
我不想让你的家庭经历这些 I won't do that to your family.
这是我们的家 威廉 It's our family, William.
听着 这已经是你的家了 Look, this is your home now.
你已经住进这个家里了 You've lived in this home,
哪怕那一刻来临 你也可以在这里安息 and... if it comes to that, you can die in it.
你用不着蜷缩在别人的屋檐下 You're not gonna be crawling underneath someone else's porch
像狗一样 like some dog.
我不想让你经历这些 I don't want to do this to you.
我能承受 I can take it.
吃药已经不管用了 The medication isn't working anymore.
只会让我感觉更难受 It just makes me feel sicker.
我不想就这样... This is not how I wanted to...
你想停止化疗吗 威廉 Do you want to stop the chemo, William?
是的 Yeah.
那好 Okay.
没关系 It's okay.
一切都会好起来的 Everything's gonna be okay.
我们不做了 We'll stop it.
你肯定是有大麻烦了 才会来找我 You must be in a real jam to come to me.
你为什么需要钱 Why do you need the money?
就是... Just in...
遇到了点困难 a tight spot, is all.
想到了 Of course you are.
为什么需要钱 What's it for?
女人 赌博 Women? Gambling?
还是因为别的 Something else? ‭
赌博 Gambling.
你妈在用钱方面也有问题 You know, your mother was bad with money, too.
好吧 Yeah, well...
其实她干什么都有问题 Bad at everything, actually.
那你能帮我一把吗 Listen, can you help me out?
听着 你以前说得没错 Look, you were right about me.
你说的一直都很对 You've always been right about me.
我很没出息 我永远不会有出息 I'm no good. I'm never gonna be any good.
现在我来找你了 我手里没钱了 And I come to you, and I've got my hand out.
所以 So...
你能帮我一把吗 can you bail me out?
等下 Wait.
杰克 我们来这里干什么 Jack, why are we here?
忘了跟你说 Oh, I forgot something.
这里就是一直压榨我劳动力的地方 Uh, this is the money pit that I've been working on.
宝贝 Hey, babe?
说 Yeah.
怎么了 What?
我买下来了 I bought it.
什么 What?
没错 Yeah.
怎么买的 How?
我揍了些钱 贷了些款 I scraped together some cash and I got a loan
卖了那辆雪佛兰 and I sold the Chevelle.
还有肯 他给了我 Um, and-and then Ken, he-he gave this to me
一个很大的折扣 for a really, really good price.
怎么... Uh, how...
那...那首期付款呢 What... What about a-a down payment though?
我们钱够了 Well, we-we had... we had enough.
我们存的钱够了 We had enough stashed away.
过来 瞧瞧 这里的架构好极了 Come here. Come look at this. This place has got great bones.
瞧瞧厨房 多棒啊 Look at this kitchen, huh? How great is this?
可以安个全套双厨房台面 You can have, like, a full range, two counters.
我们...我们还有六个月 I mean, we've got... we've got six months
宝宝才会出生 瞧瞧这壁炉 until the babies are born. I mean, look at the fireplace.
六个月时间 我能弄好很多地方 I-I can get a lot done in six months,
至少能把楼下以及卫生间装修好 you know, at least get the-the downstairs
我们到时候就能用了 and the bathrooms done so we could use 'em.
-我说不好 杰克 -你得看看楼上 - I don't know, Jack. - You need to see upstairs.
-什么 -来吧 亲爱的 你楼上看看 - What? - ‭Come on, babe. You need... you need to see the upstairs.
你一定得瞧瞧 You got to check this out.
这安全吗 Is that even safe,
-这楼梯能走吗 -是的 安全 - to walk up these? - Yeah. Oh, no, no, no.
吉米铺好的 他是个出色的木匠 Jimmy laid these. He's a really good carpenter. Just...
小心第二阶 来吧 上来 watch that second step. Come on. Right over it.
还有很多地方要修 Got some work to do.
我会安好窗户 装上漂亮的楼梯栏杆 I'll fix that window. But I got a beautiful banister.
宝贝 这里有三间卧室 Babe, we got three bedrooms.
还有一间带浴室的卧室 There's one bedroom/bathroom.
这可以作为婴儿室 This could be the nursery.
还有... 这是主卧 And then... Oh, this is the master.
这里是主卧 很... This is the master. It's...
都有了 You know, it's all here.
这里太适合养育儿女了 This is gonna be a great place to raise family,
感觉到了吧 can you see it?
安静点 别吵醒别人 好吗 Be quiet. Don't wake anybody up, okay?
你想现在擦干吗 You want to dry off now?
大家都觉得干净吗 Does everybody feel clean,
准备好沐浴了吗 ready for a tub?
-没准备好吗 -没有 - No? No? - No.
-太脏了 -你得去找他过来 - It's too dirty. - You got to go get him.
找他过来 去吧 You got to go get him. Go get him.
你觉得怎么样 What do you think?
不错 Yeah.
这里应该能行 This could work.
我们有家了 We have a home.
有家了 Oh, a home.